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ChrisComedy

  1. @offthelawn Thanks, Bryan. She died peacefully in her sleep after a long life. The Martins are long-livers and good-diers. I'm thankful. 10:41 AM May 20th via web in reply to offthelawn
  2. No activity on this Twitter account until the end of June to mourn the death of my mother, Easter Berryman Martin. 10:35 AM May 20th via web
  3. Tell @USDAfoodsaftey: Don't play chicken with food safety. Drop your dangerous new poultry inspection standards! 7:25 AM May 18th via Tweet Button
  4. Help Win More Protections for Mountain Caribou. bit.ly/JBpAUX 1:08 AM May 18th via Tweet Button
  5. Just got off the phone with my sister. My mother, a civil rights pioneer and peace activist, died peacefully in her sleep. Rest in peace. 8:58 PM May 17th via HootSuite
  6. Larry David Lines Up Film Role With Greg Mottola -- Vulture ow.ly/aZ883 6:35 PM May 17th via HootSuite
  7. McCain Rejects Racially Tinged Attack on Obama - NYTimes.com. ow.ly/aZaOV 6:15 PM May 17th via HootSuite
  8. Campaign Ads Early and Aggressive - NYTimes.com. ow.ly/aZaMl 4:15 PM May 17th via HootSuite
  9. Vulture Dances With Bill Murray at Cannes. ow.ly/aZ850 2:24 PM May 17th via HootSuite
  10. Standup Comedy Tips from @JudyCarter: You Have a Super Power. ow.ly/aYQzQ 12:15 PM May 17th via HootSuite
  11. Jimmy Kimmel: Barbara Walters ‘Unhappy’ Over Joke At Her Expense At Correspondents Dinner - Mediaite. ow.ly/aYPN8 10:53 AM May 17th via HootSuite
  12. Too ironic. The same politicians behind #WarOnWomen launch “Woman Up” effort. Find out more & take action bit.ly/IGKOiQ 10:24 AM May 17th via Tweet Button
  13. RT @thebyurokrat: Hey, Virginia homophobes! Sodomy laws were declared unconstitutional in 2003! Take care! 8:15 AM May 17th via HootSuite
  14. Prophet Mahomet married nine-year-old girl. "Knock, knock, who's there?" "Mahomet." "Mahomet who? "Mahomet, who's a sex offender?" #toosoon 7:03 AM May 17th via HootSuite
  15. RT @fansofmovie: 15 Most Hated Cannes Films: The Brown Bunny (2003) The Film: Vincent Gallo's follow-up. bit.ly/J1etBV @totalfilm 2:25 AM May 17th via HootSuite
  16. A six-foot eight 300-pound neighbor threatened to kick my white ass if he finds me in the alley behind my house. May have to buy a gun. #RVA 2:11 AM May 17th via HootSuite
  17. After grueling vision quest in Texas desert to get his comedy mojo back, @ShawnWereley finds that his spirit animal is a depressed donkey. 1:12 AM May 17th via HootSuite
  18. Larry David Joins Twitter, Over a Bribe of Course - AmericasComedy.Com, Comedy News, Comedian Interviews! ow.ly/aY28f 12:28 AM May 17th via HootSuite
  19. You can never be too thin, too rich or have too many USB ports. 12:02 AM May 17th via web
  20. RT @doinitonstage: Every Sunday @ Crossroads! fb.me/1KbEDH9N4 10:35 PM May 16th via HootSuite