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ChrisCastr0

  1. Oh, where did the sun go?
  2. I hate being itchy.
  3. Go green!
  4. Now that I'm 21, I have the right to legally turn down random kids' plea to buy alcohol for them and instead offer them a bottled water.
  5. On nights like this, you gotta double check the back seat, bruh.
  6. All of this fog got me feeling like a random Asian dude in a zombie movie.
  7. My handful of friends are greater than your thousands of social media friends.
  8. I like stash my car up with snacks for occasions where I'm stuck waiting in my car, now all I need is a mini fridge for my water, what up!?
  9. Woah, front seat are for the homies. You can sit in the trunk.
  10. Hey Mother Nature, if you wanna rain, then rain. Don't give me this drizzle nonsense.
  11. It's not a doll, it's a Stormtrooper.
  12. What's that on your back? Might be doodoo!