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ChrisBordeaux

  1. It's not my fault if my ass tastes like candy.
  2. Dancing is my favorite form of exercise.
  3. I'm sad. @ChrisEvans is on Twitter. Now half the boys I flirt with won't even remember who I am.
  4. @bmarked21 You are my favorite Fist Fucker! <3
  5. I can't believe it took me this long to recognize how gross you are. Better late than never.
  6. Where can I get one?!? twitpic.com/9ovo5p
  7. @george433 Oops! I hope you didn't choose that name!
  8. If your "last name" is Hollywood, Hilton, or Star; you're a douche bag.
  9. @fnstarshades OMG! Darling! I'm doing good. How is your sexy ass?!?
  10. Am I the only person who doesn't like GLEE?
  11. Humans have two hands. One for holding a burrito, and one for touching a butt.
  12. For a good laugh and possible pregnancy scare, follow @AimByWhiskey - trust me!
  13. Crazy thunder!
  14. The sky is the limit.
  15. Santa isn't real? Then who's lap was I just sitting on?
  16. Running with the bitch. twitpic.com/9oecnn
  17. I don't hate you. I'm just not particularly excited about your existance.