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ChrisBordeaux

  1. It's not my fault if my ass tastes like candy. about 12 hours ago via web
  2. Dancing is my favorite form of exercise. about 22 hours ago via web
  3. I'm sad. @ChrisEvans is on Twitter. Now half the boys I flirt with won't even remember who I am. 10:36 AM May 25th via web
  4. @bmarked21 You are my favorite Fist Fucker! <3 10:35 AM May 25th via web in reply to bmarked21
  5. I can't believe it took me this long to recognize how gross you are. Better late than never. 9:04 AM May 25th via web
  6. Where can I get one?!? twitpic.com/9ovo5p 6:55 PM May 24th via Twitpic
  7. @george433 Oops! I hope you didn't choose that name! 11:47 AM May 24th via web
  8. If your "last name" is Hollywood, Hilton, or Star; you're a douche bag. 11:25 AM May 24th via web
  9. @fnstarshades OMG! Darling! I'm doing good. How is your sexy ass?!? 10:44 AM May 24th via web in reply to fnstarshades
  10. Am I the only person who doesn't like GLEE? 10:44 AM May 24th via web
  11. Humans have two hands. One for holding a burrito, and one for touching a butt. 1:58 PM May 23rd via web
  12. For a good laugh and possible pregnancy scare, follow @AimByWhiskey - trust me! 1:39 PM May 23rd via web
  13. Crazy thunder! 1:35 PM May 23rd via web
  14. The sky is the limit. 11:39 AM May 23rd via web
  15. Santa isn't real? Then who's lap was I just sitting on? 9:29 AM May 23rd via web
  16. Running with the bitch. twitpic.com/9oecnn 9:01 AM May 23rd via Twitpic
  17. I don't hate you. I'm just not particularly excited about your existance. 7:36 AM May 23rd via web
  • Name Chris Bordeaux
  • Location The Mini Apple
  • Web http://www.chrisb...
  • Bio Apple pie flavored bubble gum. Designer. Host. Creative Director. Writer. Producer. Human. I only wish I was as bad as I've been called. ☮ ♥ ♫
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