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  1. The insomnia's back. Cures, anyone?
  2. I rather fancy a little pixie at the bottom of my garden...
  3. What is with those people who start leaving the stadium 5 mins before final whistle? Gotta beat that traffic....
  4. Sarah, honey - find a speechwriter. Quick
  5. Contemplating 6 more weekends of freedom
  6. is stewing
  7. @mrstibby yes indeedy
  8. Hmm - when 2 out of my office of 7 have flu symptoms, I start believing the boy that cried wolf...
  9. Drat. The insomnia's back..
  10. @Chef_Du_Plunge Time to OD on bonjela, my boy
  11. "Romantic favours"?? The mind boggles..
  12. So Rod Oram doesn't like the Budget. Anyone surprised by that? Anyone at all??
  13. is finding it strange to be so calm in Budget week
  14. sleep is over-rated
  15. Good call on judge-only trials. And if you can't be fagged turning up for court at the right time, absolutely good call to enter conviction
  16. is over insomnia...
  17. Home and wishing it wasn't so..