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Chr1sto_

  1. I wish the N64 player assist was a thing in real life.
  2. Girls explaining baseball is almost as entertaining as watching them parallel park.
  3. If Chris Brown played baseball, what position would he play? Designated hitter.
  4. @goodwibl I got some wine to go with that emo sandwich you pussy.
  5. Trying to conjure gold from my fingertips but the stank of @goodwibl's room is making my hands sweaty.
  6. I got 99 problems but a pants ain't one. #AllNighter
  7. Hocus pocus I need to focus. Don't text/call me ANYONE. This usually is an unsaid agreement I have with my friends.
  8. Ask me how many pages of this script I have written, and I'll show you the effects of adderall gone wrong.
  9. If you don't trust me ask my Creepasaurus Rex neighbors with the 'view'.
  10. Sometimes, I wear a big gold chain and no pants when no ones home to feel cool.
  11. @Travidavis lol story of my life.