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Choplogik

  1. Business venture: Gargle Maps, a system that maps your route as you gargle nanotech GPS mouthwash (cinnamon-flavored) #secondmillion
  2. Business venture: Pizza that whispers that being in shape is a "fake idea", tastes like chicken & waffles #firstmillion
  3. Desecration in progress. #fridaynightartdorks #demonsatwork instagr.am/p/LEwt2Ek1lo/
  4. @cherryrae The Internet's gotta know, I can't limit the stupendous stupidity to just yourself
  5. Joke's on you; I only tweet stupid stuff!
  6. the Internet: don't read into it
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  8. Gleep-Glop scotch ritual artjam w/ @wadingbird @cherryrae @mandytsung instagr.am/p/K_61atE1qe/
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  10. 1970's comix have the best advertisements. instagr.am/p/K_fOBJE1vl/
  11. @cameronMstewart A lot of creative people have fragile egos, or only encounter feedback in the form of uneducated suggestions.
  12. @notmatt Carlton Banks be with you in these dark times!
  13. Back with another one of those block-irritating beats
  14. @pepperonipals You know who didn't love pizza? HITLER. #justsayin
  15. Emergency services need to integrate with Twitter, as people are more likely to tweet about the accident they just had then call 911.
  16. @pepperonipals P.R.E.A.M (Pizza Rules Everything Around Me)