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  1. I always get nervous when my coworkers play "I Don't Like Mondays" in the "office.
  2. What psychic disturbance or affective disorder caused me to sign up for Tumblr and FourSquare on the same day? #friends!
  3. Your Sunday literary analysis: Reading Sarah Palin Live, with Rudolph Delson: Part Two http://www.theawl.com/19302
  4. Um, Team Emmet. I guess.
  5. All weekend: Reading Sarah Palin Live, with Rudolph Delson. http://www.theawl.com/19225
  6. Serious! Weekends! Extra yay. Mario parties, couches, brunches! W00t! RT @dceiver OK. This week is over. Time to go home
  7. Facebook sure makes birthdays weird now. When I was a kid [degenerates into totes boring crazy old man rant].
  8. @felixsalmon They need to pay you more. You've lost track of what salaries look like! She's getting paid less than 2 Goldman secretaries.
  9. @felixsalmon Elizabeth Warren gets $114,733.04 for that job--not "a hefty six-figure salary." You live in NYC, you should know better!
  10. Oh and then there's this: A Graphic History of Magazine Income Over the Last Decade http://www.theawl.com/19032
  11. Turkey Help! @Awl How To Barbecue A Turkey--The Super Easy Way For Morons http://www.theawl.com/18988
  12. Last night a certain blog mogul called me "the last 1970s-era Keynesian in the country." LOL, paradox of thrift time, bitches!
  13. I has a secret favorite blog: http://www.thedailybeast.co...:buzzboardpick1
  14. "He's so cute. I'd kiss him! Look how wide his tie is!" Someone in my house while @attackerman does @maddow #seriousafghanpolicytalk
  15. RT @KateAurthur: Meredith Wagner, the heart of Lifetime, has resigned. Sad and meaningful day for channel.I profiled her for NYT in 2005 ...
  16. In a blackout, I rounded up gay (and a token straight!) pals to explain what went wrong with Project Runway: http://bit.ly/164kGb
  17. Up before 8! Looks like my brief annual pre-birthday depression is lifting. Maybe things will be funny now! #stupidscorpios #29again
  18. Turns out you only have to write 535 words a day to write a book in four months! Why didn't I know this ten years ago?
  19. So this is what happened to my favorite band, Slumber Party: they're busy curing cancer. http://bit.ly/wF2Yf #godimlazy
  20. I'm a charity! Send that crap to me! RT @marypilon PR folks: I can't speak for all reporters, but please don't send me pricey gifts/swag.