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Pumping gas just ain't the same with a vandalised pinky. I'm in a perpetual pose of Noel Coward style tea drinking -which feels wrong in SW929 minutes agofrom Viigo
After surviving the front line of today's rainstorm and then the hot choc-needy bitter cold hordes, I have sustained a domestic injury. Owy.about 12 hours agofrom Viigo
I just want to get the van packed up, go home, put socially unacceptable baggy outfit on and watch X Factor.10:51 AM Nov 21stfrom Viigo
First Ardbeg whiskey hot choc of the day sold to this teeny tiny little old lady with fire in her eyes at prospect of hot choc with GRrr in.8:15 AM Nov 20thfrom Viigo