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  1. #phrasesihate "What's up dawg?"
  2. Jumped up and scratched mom's arm this morning - she was furious to say the least - any suggestions for a good nail file for us dogs (:=
  3. Missed eating Starbuck coffee trays while I was away - they are so delicious (:=
  4. Dear Friends - I have been vacationing in a seaside town in Portugal for the past month without internet connection - will tweet again soon
  5. missing mom today - she went out with sis and I need treats badly - I know where they are kept but can't open the cupboard door - any hints?
  6. if you attack a dog, you'll get bitten in the ass; if you slam the media they will do the same thing - someone tell grizzley mom Sarah Palin
  7. back from vacation - what's going on herein twitterville or what up in da hood?
  8. quick trip in the car to starbucks for my fav venti, decaf, non-fat latte with a shot of chilled expresso - I'm a hyper crazy dog now
  9. sitting in front of the window with the sun shining on me - warm & cosy - it's a dog's life and I love it !
  10. Please RT - I hope nobody sends me a DM they expect me to read or respond to - Direct Messages are Twitter's self inflicted 'spam' on users
  11. going for walk with my unbiological father-the girls are going to a new store opening - XXI - good marketing makes people act irrationally
  12. @AndrewBarlett This is my 'home' boy - please follow him
  13. Please follow AndrewBarlett - he is one of my 'home' boys and he has no friends
  14. got a new rope to chew on today-last one got destroyed-I tend to eat it-it kinda acts like fibre-I get constipated & string empties out -yuk
  15. mom & sister are getting ready to be mesmerized by the Bachelorette - I can tell you that a dog's mouth has less germs than hers (:=
  16. what is a 'goof' - everyone is calling me that because of my incessent whining about my food, their food, any food - any advice?
  17. drinking salt water out of the pool - it has more taste than san pelligrino and it's free (:=
  18. #ihavetoadmit I don't have as much time to spend tweeting in the summer - to much to do - longer days - more time outside - and you?
  19. quiche for breakfast - the pastry crust was quite delicous - was a classic dog quiche containing heavy cream, eggs, and bacon, no cheese
  20. how can you fully appreciate a sunny day if you don't have some rainy days - now dawg-gonit, go out and enjoy yourself & muck it up