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ChloeJMcLaren

  1. @EmWalkerWolves fucking wanky shit bollocks. Does that answer your question? 5:34 AM Apr 1st via web in reply to EmWalkerWolves
  2. @AdeleLWalker yer but i was a bit pissed off, i wanted cheesy chips and the kebab shop had RUN OUT OF CHEESE. 5:32 AM Apr 1st via web in reply to AdeleLWalker
  3. @CozBuz @AdeleLWalker hang on, were you two tweetin' when we were still there? Maaateeeeeeee. 5:31 AM Apr 1st via web in reply to CozBuz
  4. I had a silly night in Brixton, it was funny and everything went tits up. I wrote about it and it's in here. Buy it. ow.ly/9TXYA 3:37 AM Mar 27th via HootSuite
  5. RT @tomhut: RT @DanWrexham: HMV, I Salute You. twitter.com/DanWrexham/sta… hahaaaa 3:24 AM Mar 22nd via HootSuite
  6. RT @heather_trott_x: cant believe im dead 12:28 PM Mar 21st via HootSuite
  7. @simonrsaunders Hasslebot. I'd forgotten, it depends on my mood, my level of hunger, whether I'm busy or not etc. I'm out tonight tho... x 4:40 AM Mar 14th via web in reply to simonrsaunders
  8. Moved into new house, there's 10 lights in my room, I feel like Florence should be here just for the irony #nolightnolight 4:54 PM Feb 22nd via web
  9. It's 4am and I'm putting so much effort into closing my suitcase, I've broken a sweat. 8:12 PM Feb 17th via web
  10. I'm playing the bank job at home with my parents. We're using tubs of mushy peas and curry sauce as buzzers. 1:36 PM Feb 17th via web
  11. Pete Doherty: I was a bit unhinged - Profiles - People - The Independent independent.co.uk/news/people/pr… 9:21 PM Feb 16th via Tweet Button
  12. Jodie Marsh #celebrityfloodplain #unnaturaldisaster 8:43 PM Feb 16th via web
  13. Woman on telly thinks her daughter is addicted to laughing gas. World media thinks Demi Moore overdosed on laughing gas. Everyone's gone mad 1:42 PM Feb 15th via web
  14. I want to meet the people holding the strings which control that lady's face on #masterchef 1:37 PM Feb 15th via web
  15. @simonrsaunders Dog the bounty hunter ha haaaa 7:27 AM Feb 15th via web in reply to simonrsaunders
  16. @simonrsaunders BEAR GRYLLS 7:22 AM Feb 15th via web in reply to simonrsaunders
  17. @simonrsaunders Pixie Geldof? 7:22 AM Feb 15th via web in reply to simonrsaunders
  18. @Nevbuomwan Ah sorry it's a little bit over my budget x 6:14 AM Feb 15th via web in reply to Nevbuomwan
  19. When I first went to the zoo the animal I was most excited to see was the Dali Lama 6:05 AM Feb 15th via web
  20. @Nevbuomwan YES how much is rent? 2:48 AM Feb 15th via web in reply to Nevbuomwan
  • Name Chloe McLaren
  • Location Brighton
  • Web http://captainclo...
  • Bio I like to write, but not with fountain pens. I'm left-handed. STACK magazines.
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