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  1. Note to HR: "Probably" is never the answer to a question about benefits. 5:43 AM Nov 25th from web
  2. @Adam16bit I'd feel obligated to swerve left and right while driving the Space Invader car, speeding up as I approached home. Seems unsafe. 5:26 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to Adam16bit
  3. @Shortpacked Surely you could kill them with hammers in SMB3. 5:25 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to Shortpacked
  4. Hey web people: We users really are capable of typing a date without a tedious calendar app popping up every time. Input masks are enough. 5:58 AM Nov 18th from web
  5. Nothing pooped on me today. This week is looking up! 5:35 PM Nov 17th from web
  6. @Shortpacked Heheheheh. Stay literate, TFormers. 10:27 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to Shortpacked
  7. @sabler I'm changing my work schedule to get around it. Maybe I'll just do this twice a year to avoid this DST foolishness. 6:23 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to sabler
  8. @raptorck @Shortpacked alternately: Hamera is really neat! He is made of hamster meat! 9:17 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to raptorck
  9. @raptorck @Shortpacked Hamera! Guardian of the Universe! Devourer of all Children! 9:13 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to raptorck
  10. Nancy on Mospeada: "Why does everyone look like they're in an Olivia Newton-John video?" 7:17 AM Nov 6th from web
  11. @BunchaNumbers Click on him, then click the little gear button, and one of your options will be "unfollow". 8:17 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to BunchaNumbers
  12. @Shortpacked I'd buy Alpha anyway, but with a creepy head in a jar? Yes. 12:44 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to Shortpacked
  13. Slim Jims and Grapefruit Juice Right Before Bed on Elm Street #unseenprequels 9:14 AM Nov 3rd from web
  14. @Shortpacked You know full well that Mac users are unhinged cultists. 6:27 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to Shortpacked
  15. @DerrickJWyatt I don't need more toys on top of my robots, but I've always looked on Ben 10 toys with deep envy. 5:00 AM Oct 31st from web in reply to DerrickJWyatt
  16. I've surrendered and given you caffeine, head. Now stop hurting. 11:45 AM Oct 29th from web
  17. @christinelove @twotone I haven't tweeted enough lately for it to be accurate. Reassuring, as otherwise I scored way too low on arrogance. 11:17 AM Oct 28th from web in reply to christinelove
  18. @Ant1978 Is that Alex "Tony Bacala" Weiner? Maybe he decided to upgrade his fake name with the name of a cooler guy? 12:24 PM Oct 22nd from web in reply to Ant1978
  19. Teddy Roosevelt had an action figure line. In 1909. Guys, it's pretty amazing. http://bit.ly/18CmW0 7:20 PM Oct 19th from web
  20. @HOOOKS Baltimore makes Baltimore look like a joke. 5:21 PM Oct 18th from web in reply to HOOOKS