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ChipMadeen

  1. I'm being sent home from work b/c your service is out here and at my house. Refund my money and lost wages for today. @TWCableHelp 3:08 PM Apr 29th via Mobile Web
  2. When Stephen Hawking dies, do you think he'll have the most glorious gold wheelchair in all of heaven? 8:21 AM Sep 10th, 2011 via Twitter for Android from Dutch Fork, SC  
  3. I put some relaxer in my beard. 6:40 AM Sep 10th, 2011 via web
  4. Face muscles make me smile. 8:08 AM Aug 27th, 2011 via web
  5. @brandonkean literally? 1:04 PM Aug 26th, 2011 via Twitter for Android from Dutch Fork, SC   in reply to brandonkean
  6. #worstfeeling When you accidentally the whole thing. 1:02 PM Aug 26th, 2011 via Twitter for Android from Dutch Fork, SC  
  7. @therealelp abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread74… I dunno if they put the quake into the mix, but they mention haarp and Irene. 9:16 AM Aug 26th, 2011 via web in reply to therealelp
  8. I was stung by a jellyfish on monday. For once I didn't look ridiculous pissing into my own open hands. 7:27 AM Aug 25th, 2011 via web
  9. I hope everyone at the beach is ready for a thirty-year old in blue dolphin floaties. 5:25 AM Aug 22nd, 2011 via Twitter for Android from Columbia, SC  
  10. #worstfeeling Running over the wrong baby. 2:04 PM Aug 21st, 2011 via web
  11. #worstfeeling Pooping in leather pants you're still wearing. 1:02 PM Aug 21st, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  12. I've always felt that filling the toilet bowl in one sitting is an admirable goal in life. 12:12 PM Aug 21st, 2011 via web
  13. #ICanHonestlySay I don't know how to read. 12:09 PM Aug 21st, 2011 via web
  14. #bakefilms Waiting for Godough 11:11 AM Aug 21st, 2011 via web
  15. #bakefilms planet of the crepes 8:07 AM Aug 21st, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  16. #bakefilms mementoast, crepes of wrath, weekend at brownie's, toastbustsers 2, the hills have pies, avatart, muffin but trouble 8:07 AM Aug 21st, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  17. New comic-thing uploaded. http://tinyurl.com/27krjqs. I'm sleep deprived and satisfied now at having done something somewhat constructive 12:39 AM Sep 26th, 2010 via web
  18. We're all glad he's dead and and hopefully still illiterate. #onmytombstone 9:08 PM Sep 24th, 2010 via web
  19. #namesomethingawful Real beer floats 5:19 PM Sep 22nd, 2010 via Twitter for Android
  • Name Chip Madeen
  • Location Columbia, SC
  • Bio I'm very illiterate and I poop.
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