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  1. If you missed my ONE MAN SHOW last night, this is just a taste of what you missed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk2ulY-3onM
  2. This Wednesday @HeliumComedy Club- CHIP, ANTON, DAVID JAMES, AARON & ED! Call for tickets- mention Chip's name for FREE TIX! 215.496.9001
  3. @ddw17 I've learned that if I want anything to catch on as a trending topic, I cannot expect it to be grammatically correct.
  4. However, the highlight of the night, by far, was @AaronHertzog and Joey Dougherty singing the Christmas Shoes song acapella. Breathtaking.
  5. Also, the WHEEL OF TERRIFIC was fun. Despite it being a bit disorganized, and taking a WILDY anti-semitic turn, I thought it went well.
  6. Thanks to everyone for coming to CHIP CHANTRY'S ATTACK ON CHRISTMAS last night! All acts were stellar. Congrats to Meg & Rob on the victory.
  7. Only three more self-loathing days till Christmas!!!
  8. TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! One Man Show- Sketch Contest- Ugly Sweater Competition- STEVE-0- WHEEL OF TERRIFIC! 8:30pm at the Khyber
  9. ONE MAN SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT- Holiday Sketch Contest- Ugly Sweater Contest- WHEEL OF TERRIFIC! 8:30pm @ The Khyber
  10. Check out Johnny Goodtimes Best WORST Xmas story beginnings http://johnnygoodtimes.com/2009/12/time-to-vote-for-best-worst-christmas-story/
  11. The top three searches on yahoo right now are LEANNE RIMES, AUSCHWITZ, and HOLIDAY BREAD RECIPES. Did my aunt and uncle get a computer?
  12. Thank you to the late Groucho Marx for taking over my twitter account to comment on current events.
  13. On unemployment rates: Well, thousands of people will know what it's like to be a celebrated artist- they're going to die penniless!
  14. On gay marriage: It's regular marriage without the nagging, & you can wear your spouse's clothes without getting looks from the neighbors!
  15. As John Gosselin: You want one good reason to stay? I got nine good reasons to leave!
  16. On climate change: No more glaciers? Now the only cold, slow moving thing around here will be my wife coming to bed.
  17. On Amanda Knox: Studying a broad- this is the longest semester ever! When in Rome- get out while you can!
  18. On marijuana found on Lil Wayne's tour bus: The next thing you know, these sleuths will find a mustache under my nose!
  19. On Tiger Woods: A hole in one? Looks like he put a hole in a lot more than just one! I'd be happy for a bogey!
  20. On health care reform: How about preventing my doctor from making house calls to my wife when I'm at work?!