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Chino_Wanker

  1. Chronicled my every move in the sun today with Instagram, even when I peed behind a skip #ukgreatbritishsummerscene #ukindiephotographyscene 11:20 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. Hey I just met you, and this is #crazy, here's my #snapback and freshly-pressed Supreme crew neck, call me #totesindie. 3:47 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  3. I think Rita Ora is being very disrespectful to some dead girl in her new song. Still #totesfresh though. #uknamedafteradilutingjuicescene 3:37 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  4. So I checked out this MCA guy everyone is talking about on #faceybee. Nah, I much prefer the way Professor Green sings his #raps #ukrapscene 12:17 PM May 4th via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. Did anyone else notice that "May the 4th be with you" sounds like "May the force be with you" from #thestarwars? I'm gonna post that on #fb! 9:41 AM May 4th via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. Just out from seeing The Avengers! It was so #epic! I have to ask though, where was Spiderman and Batman? That's so not #ubergeeky or #indie 9:36 AM May 4th via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. Yes! All that time spent voting worked! #Tulisa is FHM'S sexiest woman of 2012! She became #well more sexy when I seen a penis in her mouth! 3:28 AM May 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. Vintage #snapback #swag from Joey Essex on #towie tonight! Such a #don. Inspired me to reach the next level of #swag. #JoeyForPM 2:25 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for Android
  9. @joshmeatsix Too right mate! 7pm is pre-pre-pre #lash drinks, 8pm is pre-pre #lash drinks! Get with the times, bro! #uktakingyouhigherscene 12:14 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPad in reply to joshmeatsix
  10. Since its #ukrecordshopday2012, everyone should go buy some #music. I'm going to HMV to get the Flo Rida #vinyl, cos I'm #indie like that. 2:05 AM Apr 21st via Twitter for Android
  11. Can't believe #TwoPack is alive after all this time! He's got amazing #swag, for an old guy. I own all his posters. #ukcomebackscene 8:35 AM Apr 16th via Twitter for Android
  12. New #tattoo idea: A #half-sleeve dedicated to the song I had my first #blowjob to, Dizzee Rascals' "Bonkers". #neverforget #Melanie 12:41 AM Apr 16th via Twitter for Android
  13. Totally #wickedbants on #fb. Posted a vid called "TULISA SEX TAPE", but it was actually "Never Gonna Give You Up"! I'm a comedy genius. 12:34 AM Apr 16th via Twitter for Android
  14. @joshmeatsix Yeah mate, that would be #toteswicked. It'd be well #random if you requested your own band too! Easy #standard #gashbashsesh! 4:12 AM Apr 13th via Twitter for Android in reply to joshmeatsix
  15. @joshmeatsix mate I think we should get together and be #totesindie and go on an #epiclashsesh and have like, 50 #swagerbombs! #joshisalad 3:59 AM Apr 13th via Twitter for Android in reply to joshmeatsix
  16. No way! Josh from You & Me Meet At 6 follows me! They're #totes my fave #ukindierockmetalscene band! @joshmeatsix #ff #fringefriday 3:50 AM Apr 13th via Twitter for Android
  17. Tom on #theapprentice seems like such a lad. So #totesindie with his #swag too. Sleeves rolled up, collar button done. #ledge.com 1:25 PM Apr 11th via web
  18. Can't believe #Instagram sold out to #FaceyB. In fact, I'm going to post on #FaceyB exactly how angry I am about it. That'll show 'em. 10:26 AM Apr 10th via web
  19. Since I googled to find out what it meant, I'm now going to name my first born #Yolo. With the hashtag. He will be the prince of #swagdonia. 10:24 AM Apr 10th via web
  20. That "yo" at the end of my tweet is my new thing. If I speak #ironically like a black person on the internet, people will love my banter! 2:18 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for Android
  • Name Chino Wanker
  • Location Topman
  • Bio I love wearing chinos and my All Saints t-shirts. Part of the #uktwitterscene2012
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