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ChimaSimone

  1. @Bravotv @BravoAndy Beth Ditto on #WWHL is pure comedy. One of the best shows.
  2. I'd like to say it's because of my dedication and discipline, but it's mostly because my Groupon is set to expire soon.
  3. Back to my Pilates regimen...
  4. Anytime! RT @tenniscrowd: My gang had an awesome time at Azure this past weekend...thanks @ChimaSimone!
  5. Raw cookie dough is the best tasting unintentional laxative everrrrr.
  6. @JennHoffman East of Fairfax.
  7. @Potasnik @MarqueeMarc Where is his nanny? I don't do diapers.
  8. @TaraRahimi They boggle your mind. And they also swallow. For money.
  9. The best part of "The Dictator" was his satirical speech equating our current democracy to a dictatorship. The better part --it was the end.
  10. RT @Potasnik: @ChimaSimone you're not lettin' your soul glow... (aahahaha, love it.)
  11. Thinking about moving back to Zamunda. This job at McDowell's isn't really working out for me.
  12. exercising those options when they least expect it...
  13. And then you're all....
  14. Especially when the other party underestimates those options.
  15. It's so nice to have options.
  16. Release, I meant release.
  17. Relax. Relate. Reload.
  18. @RPinHD @YolieTheJew Teehehehehe
  19. @YolieTheJew He doesn't have as much money as Magic. Meds not as strong.