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ChilkosMaster

@JuddApatow I love that Becky Ann Baker is on GIRLS! She's so amazing! 2:58 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
@BravoAndy picked up 2 copies of #MostTalkative and moved your books to the front of the store! #sexybooksdisplay 6:31 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone
@tabathacoffey how the f did you keep your composure around that Tania girl??? what a whack job! 4:34 PM Mar 14th via Twitter for iPhone
@bobsaget thanks for making my night fucking amazing! My face hurts from laughing so hard. :) 12:15 AM Mar 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
SFUCKINGJ If the bible is based on a true story, where are the dinosaurs??? 11:00 AM Feb 29th via TweetDeck Retweeted by ChilkosMaster and 385 others
@thesulk your voice is so fucking pretty! American idol next year?!?! 10:15 PM Feb 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thesulk
@SHARON_NEEDLES I fucking love you. 8:36 PM Feb 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Busyphilipps25 I'm such a dope! I could have just gotten ashed on my forehead to cover my breakout! It would have been perfect! Ash Thusday anyone? 7:39 PM Feb 22nd via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by ChilkosMaster and 17 others
@ItsJBress closing at 8 on a weekend? Thats crazy. 8:31 PM Feb 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ItsJBress
@ItsJBress it close at 8? Wtf? 8:28 PM Feb 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ItsJBress
SammLevine Stranger at CVS: You look just like my father. Me: Oh, is he a short, handsome Jewish man? Stranger: No, he's dead. #Creepy 10:37 PM Feb 7th via web Retweeted by ChilkosMaster and 17 others
robdelaney I spend Follow Friday on the toilet in my RV, drinking wheatgrass juice & doing kegels. This isn't a fucking game. 7:38 AM Feb 3rd via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by ChilkosMaster and 139 others
robdelaney I demand to see Mitt Romney's burp certificate!! (for real; has my man ever belched?) [can Mormons burp?] #usa 3:43 PM Feb 1st via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by ChilkosMaster and 95 others
Jesus_M_Christ RIP Don Cornelius. On the bright side, Heaven's kicking off Black History Month in style. 4:22 PM Feb 1st via web Retweeted by ChilkosMaster and 1589 others
@ZooeyDeschanel just watched all the real girls, now I am reading my new allure mag that I just got in the mail w ur pretty face on it! 12:01 PM Jan 27th via Twitter for iPhone
robdelaney The fact that only celebrities suffer "exhaustion" is proof that their job is way harder than that of a soldier/teacher/etc. #heroes 7:39 PM Jan 25th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by ChilkosMaster and 1334 others
thesulk Rain on your wedding day is only ironic if you're getting married on the sun. 9:44 PM Jan 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ChilkosMaster and 380 others
@ItsJBress don't think I'm gonna go :/ I'm already taking time off for spring break 8:56 PM Jan 21st via Twitter for iPad in reply to ItsJBress
@ItsJBress 6:56 PM Jan 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ItsJBress
robdelaney DOCTORS ONLY: Did Paula Deen catch diabetes when that guy threw a ham at her face? 8:20 PM Jan 19th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by ChilkosMaster and 287 others