Get short, timely messages from Bob Biggerstaff.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @Chilitime.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow Chilitime to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

Chilitime

  1. Just saw Gary Anderson's missed kicked in '98 NFC title game and how is that not roughing the kicker? @nflnetwork twitter.com/Chilitime/stat…
  2. @BoLaughman I'll take the field
  3. Whew!! Exhausting day. Vacuum cleaned the air filter in my window unit a/c. #lazy #gettingthingsdone
  4. @DrJasonKanter @keithandthegirl are you bartending for them?
  5. If I ever appear to be full of myself, I'm sorry. I probably am full... of food. This and more June 15 #JFLchicago @tbsveryfunny
  6. If you ever get arrested and the cops ask what you were doing at a certain time just say you were watching SportsCenter. #onallthetime
  7. Jim Parsons Quietly Comes Out: imdb.com/rg/tw_oshare/r… NO WAY!! Next you'll tell me I'm fat #IMDb
  8. Ep 22: Matt Sadler p.odca.st/4559293
  9. My Austin friend John Ramsey @jtramsey is going to be on @conanobrien in a few minutes. He's funny. Watch him!!
  10. May 22, 2009 Lebron James hits game winning 3 pointer right as Tommy Davidson is introducing me on NESN's Comedy All-Stars. #yesterday
  11. Eating the last of my moist brisket from Rudy's last night at midnight was not the wisest choice I've ever made. #SquirtyMcGee
  12. Congrats to Tim Mathis, Gerald Torregosa and a black guy on advancing to the finals of the @houstonimprov contest tonight. #IhadGeraldfourth
  13. They tricked me with food and drinks into judging a contest @houstonimprov tonight at 8. #Iwillhavethesteak #guinness
  14. I love it when the neighbors BBQ at the apartment complex. When they don't invite me I kick their grill into the pool and say F*** You!!
  15. 2night 8pm @houstonimprov charity show for Shaggy the sound guys baby daughter. She has cancer and is on chemo. You a jerk if u don't come!
  16. @DrJasonKanter @PaulOddo I assume you did your racial humor
  17. “@MJ4Sports: Brian Adams "Right here waiting for you" #GuiltyPleasureListening” it's RICHARD MARX!!!!
  18. Anyone else have to use the ghost button on their iPhone 4 because your home button doesn't work? #presstoohard twitter.com/Chilitime/stat…
  19. I will be at #JFLchicago performing at the TBS LOL Lounge on June 15 and most of you will not.
  20. 2 for 1 tickets Monday @houstonimprov charity benefit with online code: BOGO Please come to this show. IT'S FOR A BABY!!!!!!!