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  1. @MylanL It must be due to an utter lack of any other ideas.
  2. @smashedpotatoes Need a man to navigate and drive. I understand.
  3. @Katie_Pants Nope. Maybe it's just you or was weak and centered farther south.
  4. @WhoaMellyNYC You have no excuse, you dirty birdy!
  5. @WhoaMellyNYC I get long, frequent bouts of hiccups when I'm especially tired.
  6. @WhoaMellyNYC Heat is a good movie.
  7. @rissp This has already been done.
  8. @rissp Why? Because this sort of thing cannot be forgotten. Incidentally, Shadow Complex for 800 pts ftw.
  9. @rawkwell Balderdash! I'd grow tired of the dreams and handshakes around 200 or so. The hugs would last a bit longer.
  10. @amygeek Sometimes, governing by compromise is just disheartening.
  11. A live action Marmaduke movie where they make his mouth move as he talks? WTF?! This is why terrorists hate us, guys.
  12. @NixiePixel The CIA puts RFID chips in milk cartons to track missing children, of course. Also to spy on your thoughts.
  13. @Bobsuicide Everyone knows you don't wear underwear on Friday. Cuz that's the party day. You can't party with panties!
  14. Ho ho ho! Win a Macbook Pro from @dealsplus for Christmas. Details here: http://bit.ly/7kMWCB
  15. @rawkwell The million hugs or dreams or whatever part.
  16. @rawkwell That's... that's terrible. I feel as if the Christmas spirit has infected you with some sort of brain rot.
  17. @AlexaRPD At this point, I have to say that it's you. You have a technology death touch.
  18. @AlexaRPD You steal it from whoever already has it.
  19. @MylanL Callous, but I wonder if he has an irrational fear of fire.
  20. A new role model for young girls. NSFW http://bit.ly/5ZEODZ