ChicagoDungeon
-
Late night snacking on Indian food because she turned me down for a blow job earlier. I've got a feeling Karma's gonna visit at around 4am.
4:09 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
-
You are awe, not awl. An awl is a tool, and so are you.
4:09 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
-
I'm single-handedly going to bring back denim mini skirts with opaque tights. I just have to wait for fall. Watch for my fashion genius.
8:18 PM May 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
-
Junk email I got this a.m. offered to write for "a ladies' site" for a fee. Stop right there. It's "a lady's site," and I think I'll pass.
9:37 AM May 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
Don't bother living strong, you guys. Cancer is an unstoppable monster. It'll find you.
11:07 AM Apr 13th
via web
-
The only way to show your true Christmas spirit is to make your house dangerously flammable.
1:05 PM Dec 19th, 2011
via web
-
Think I figured out what Dave's "date towel" that I used to dry off after the shower is for. Pretty upset. Gonna bury it deep, deep down.
1:27 PM May 9th
via web
-
Was pretty stressed. Went home for a stink & think. If you clear out your body, you clear out your mind, you guys. Some religion said that.
12:23 PM May 5th
via web
-
I need a vacation! Who's going to take me to Arezzo? I need some big, Italian cock and a pilgrimage to Cortuna. Irony...
3:50 AM May 9th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
Jesus turned water into wine.
My girlfriend turns oxygen into whine.
Your move, Jesus.
11:49 AM Jan 15th
via Favstar.FM
-
Any news on when we are getting our lives back?
1:47 PM May 5th
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
-
Each of us is mangled by the things we do to cope.
1:27 AM May 6th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
@ No, I will not. I'm a good girl.
9:31 PM May 1st
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to peteriper7
-
In the last 24 hrs, 4 sexy, successful, cute guys asked me to fuck. I guess being 45 y/o & 100 pounds overweight ain't so bad after all.
3:47 AM Apr 29th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
People who are surprised or shocked that the TSA is under such scrutiny and criticism have obviously never been through airport security.
12:21 AM Apr 26th
via web
-
Sharon Needles!
11:53 PM Apr 25th
via web
-
@ Shut up, Meg.
3:06 PM Apr 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to ElleSwitch
-
"Zip that gaping hole of a mouth Elle, before I plug it up with my fist!" -- @
2:57 PM Apr 23rd
via web
-
I haven't had an office job for so long I've almost forgotten how to play solitaire and minesweeper.
5:22 PM Apr 21st
via web
-
@ Thanks for the mention, you wanton sissy harlot.
5:24 PM Apr 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to MaidJackie
|
- Name Chicago Dungeon™
- Location Chicago, IL, USA
- Web http://www.chicag...
- Bio Dominatrix Madeline is a vastly experienced mistress with an amazing dungeon with multiple theme rooms for BDSM, role-play, fetishes, & domination.
|