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  1. Turns out every police station in the US really is downtown.
  2. You people are brilliant. Well, not you.
  3. Feeling cocky? Remember this: Every one of you is somebody's example of an idiot.
  4. RT @MaggieDammit: Please support @ReneeJRoss , today's #vu survivor: http://bit.ly/7UuzpR
  5. Masturbatory Monday. Go!
  6. My spider says fuck your web standards, she is a creative orb weaver DON'T FENCE HER IN.
  7. @BrilliantOrange I could email them instead.
  8. So who wants to make out?
  9. "Maybe you should have waited for a second meeting to tell him to put it in his mouth. Mom."
  10. @baileygenine Dude. It was an old photo for chrissakes.
  11. Hush, puppy. No whining during Dexter.
  12. RT @texburgher: I'm beside myself with gratitude and excitement. http://bit.ly/8IJjmj
  13. Boy's new roomies are great! Now 2 hours back through the flatlands.
  14. @washmycloth No. Riding through central IL. Ugh.
  15. Sometimes it takes all my strength not to scream and leap out of the moving car.
  16. In the hair dye fight between red and golden brown, red wins. Mostly. Except in the back.
  17. Don't worry if you get a lump in your coffee. It's just turkey.
  18. @rejecter Because Americans are assholes. Or still finishing up Thanksgiving. Also, racists.
  19. ...then turn right on Hester... If I ever have a chicken, I'm naming her Hester. Mom. Pay attention.
  20. Blow back feels tingly.