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ChiNurse

  1. @idvssuperego Such a romantic. Sigh. 3:34 PM May 25th via web in reply to idvssuperego
  2. Acres of fakirs. 10:43 AM May 24th via web
  3. @expat_erin It's probably worth it! 9:31 AM May 24th via web in reply to expat_erin
  4. @expat_erin What kind of bed did you get? 9:28 AM May 24th via web in reply to expat_erin
  5. @TerryBain Both! Some hid in recliners, others in chicken piles. 7:10 PM May 23rd via web in reply to TerryBain
  6. This is why I can't think of any good snark these days. 6:43 PM May 23rd via web
  7. Do you people have any idea how hard it is to count chickens? 6:41 PM May 23rd via web
  8. Gravel dust in the keyboard lalalalala 1:57 PM May 23rd via web
  9. @Neuropickle I'll keep you posted! 4:55 PM May 22nd via web in reply to Neuropickle
  10. @jbwhelan Will do! 2:47 PM May 22nd via web in reply to jbwhelan
  11. Maybe drinking the warm blood of insurance company execs will cure my RA. Stay tuned! 2:44 PM May 22nd via web
  12. My dog chewing a box is funnier than your tweet. 2:37 PM May 22nd via web
  13. @jbwhelan Teeth? 1:32 PM May 22nd via web in reply to jbwhelan
  14. @SuzyWhatever Obvisly. 1:23 PM May 22nd via web in reply to SuzyWhatever
  15. @SuzyWhatever I can't get him to hold still. 1:02 PM May 22nd via web in reply to SuzyWhatever
  16. @Mike_FTW Okay, seriously. You're starting to freak me out and I'm more than a little nauseated. 8:31 AM May 22nd via web in reply to Mike_FTW
  17. @tbridge I drank it black my entire life. But then I went to Puerto Rico & it was so good the way they made it. Now I can't seem to go back. 8:08 AM May 22nd via web in reply to tbridge
  18. @manspeaker Time for claws. 7:55 AM May 22nd via web in reply to manspeaker
  19. Getting older with unwieldy boobs and push-up bras make me wonder just where my boobs should be. Then I remembered, where they're attached! 7:43 AM May 22nd via web
  20. I dream @phyllisstein was straight and I had to wear makeup and oh my God now I can't stop washing my face! 7:35 AM May 22nd via web