CherylKerl
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WAGs comin roond the neet faw a bawbie - so odadh extra lettis an 3 crates uv Perrier Wattah. Ah'll cut doon again the morra.
about 17 hours ago
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Ah divvint think prizinaz should be allood tuh vert coz Ah reckon it wuz prizinaz likelee verted faw Jedward.
3:35 PM May 24th
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Man aftah 'leverage' Griff'll be banging on aboot 'going forward' and 'key take aways' next pet.
3:23 PM May 24th
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Aw man, Griff Rhys Jernz has just repatedlee used the wawd "leverage" az a verb. Ah'm gannin tuh bed. # bbcqt
3:11 PM May 24th
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Wei duzzen sumbudde ask the panel an important question leik hooz ganna win aw
3:02 PM May 24th
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Wei aw wor politicians loth tuh give a straight ansah tuh a simpil question David Willetts man pet? "
2:51 PM May 24th
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Sad tuh see HP's in trubbil bur Ah supperze itz because of the reis in popularitee uv mangeau chutnee, sweet chillee an mayo!
2:30 PM May 24th
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Izzen mint? Keinduv a bit leik a relleee mentil realitee TV sher but jus a littil less believeebil ovahaall.
1:29 PM May 24th
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Noo Ah divvent leik tuh sey "Ah teld yerz so," an tha, bur Ah've had majah consawns aboot Greece's position wurin the Eurozurn, pet.
4:44 AM May 24th
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Ah bet Lawd Sugah wishes this was Draginz Den insted coz then leik he cud sey, "Nee wey an Ah'm oot me man!"
1:39 PM May 23rd
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Whar a lerda scollops!
1:30 PM May 23rd
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Cannat help feelin sorree faw Lawd Sugah if this croodz the creme de la creme uv Britinz young bizniss talent
1:06 PM May 23rd
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Ptolomee aw Tycheau Brahe? Nor an easee shoot tha one leik. Burth cannee astronamaz an tha, bur itz just too clerse a caall.
12:49 PM May 23rd
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Cannat wait faw the Oeurlimpicks me man. Leik wha cud be maw grippin than 3 Dee Eventin Dressage an Synchreauneezed Swimmin?
11:28 AM May 23rd
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@ @ @ @ Aww nee botha Sam man woman man pet.
4:59 AM May 23rd
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@ @ @ @ Canny papaz review the dee geiz. Yerz harruz in stitches Sam man pet.
11:56 PM May 22nd
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Aw lovalee, the Russian Granneez aw keinda leik Gorls Alood except mebbes the sing a bit berrah than uz man pet.
1:47 PM May 22nd
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Ah'm reetin a surng faw me. It gans *blinkee blankee blong, sing a happee surng, an then yerz can't gang reurng*
1:26 PM May 22nd
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Ah think 's reet canny an tha buh leik she duzzen haff taalk well funnee. Ah cannat hawdlee undahstan a wawd she sez.
1:31 PM May 20th
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Peepil ask, "Waw dee yerz prefaw tuh place a penaltee, Cheryl pet?" An Ah aallwys sey, "Top reet wur poowah!"
2:17 PM May 19th
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- Name Cheryl Kerl
- Location Celebritee Central
- Web http://amzn.to/91...
- Bio Reet, this izzen Cheryl Cole pet. Ah'm a one a thim parroty things - yerz kna - Hooz a pretty boy then? Oh aye, an yerz meight leik mei book, check the link.
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