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  1. Ah think mei acts sees uz as a substitute mam. Lloyd's just rang wor te see if he can borra a tenner te gan an see a filim.
  2. Ah meite take up Kabbalah cos lotsa utha celebs has or else do the one Tom Cruise does. But ah cannat make mei mind up which.
  3. Mei old school has asked uz to address the pupils so ah'll mebbes get a Powapoint made up aboat lippy an nice shoes or summat
  4. Been catchin up on mei emails an ah've a chance te oan a bitta munee cos a Nigerian Prince wants te give uz 3 million! Mint!
  5. Ah sent an email te that Barack Obama gadgie offerin mei soavusuz as one a them Woald Peace Ambassadaz, but ah've hoad nowt.
  6. Hei, Siemon musta siegned Jedwud up reet enough. Cos Ah've just seen the beuth of them wi brooms sweepin the back stoars.
  7. Mentalin mei acts t'dee. Louis's here wi uz aall but wi a face like a smacked aos cos he's not got a one of his own te mental
  8. Strange leik, Ah think that Gorls Aloud's meubiles irz mebbes knackahd, cos ah've rung them aall but nerbuddy's picked up.
  9. Ah've a neit in so ah'm gannin to stoat on one a mei autobiographies. The geurstwriter's comin roun soon te discuss it wi uz.
  10. Speakin te mei peepil te stoat up wor Foundation cos aall top celebs has a one. Mines's gonna be te help wi aosy littil tykes
  11. T'dee Ah'm holdin meetins wi top designaz te see which one's gannin te be allowed te make mei new hort catchoor collection.
  12. Bit of an atmosfea at the tandoori. Jedwud's bladdered an Mariah's got aall sniffy cos therz na Swan Korma on the menu.
  13. Hei, the aall said that Mariah was gannin te be a demandin Divvy but she was aall reet. She's even comin foa a curry wi uz.
  14. Lloyd's aall embarrassed an hort cos Mariah's asked him to peel hor a grape. She dirrn't kna he was one of the turns leik.
  15. Hei just a quickie in the advoats leik. I spent the aftanoon mentalin Suboa an ah think it was woath it; she done fabulous!
  16. Ah'm ragin reet! Cos not ernly have ah te get ready in the toilets but now a one of Mariah's doves has crapped on mei hor.
  17. Danii's just texted uz. Wiv te use the loos te get ready t'neet cos Mariah's got aall backstage resoaved foa hor entourage.
  18. Ah'll mebbes give Suboa some tips leataz, ya kna, help wi hor lippy an aall, an problee she could use a bit a mei L'Oreal too
  19. Ah'm not a one bit happy me! Siemon's sent uz a text sayin mei dressin room's needed t'neet foa Mariah Carey's 100 kittens!
  20. Just mei luck! Cos Jedwud an Lloyd's bairns the couldn't get inte The Ivy so ah'm stuck back at the hertel with them an Louis