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  1. "Names Brogan, Lt. Brogan, 20 years I was with the NYPD, now? Well, let’s just say I’ve transferred to another precinct (!)" 5:18 PM Oct 30th from Ping.fm
  2. Finds it disturbing that a nearly empty bottle of toilet duck makes a sound like a freshly beheaded duck when squeezed. 12:04 PM Oct 17th from Ping.fm
  3. "Friends don't let friends use IE6," - Amy Bazdukas, Microsoft's general manager for IE. Even Microsoft acknowledges how dire it is. 11:53 AM Aug 18th from Ping.fm
  4. Sonisphere: 3 days of throwing-up and shitting liquid followed by a £60 train journey to York, a 3 hour drive home and 2 days off work. Yay! 9:17 AM Aug 5th from Ping.fm
  5. I'm going to Sonisphere for the weekend! Check out what I'm up to at http://www.chemicaloli.net/picstream/ 4:27 PM Jul 30th from web
  6. Thinks Flickr's API can go fuck itself. 4:18 PM Jul 29th from Ping.fm
  7. Pinky & The Brain Trivia: Every episode since 14 takes place on a paper mache copy of Earth. The real one was destroyed by a meteor. 4:47 PM Jul 23rd from Ping.fm
  8. Prinky & The Brain trivia: Every episode since 14 takes place on a paper mache copy of earth. The original one was destroyed by a meteor. 4:45 PM Jul 23rd from Ping.fm
  9. Cillit Bang in reality - "BANG! And the dirt is... oh, it's still there. Bugger." 3:35 PM Jul 21st from Ping.fm
  10. I want to turn it up but all I hear is turn it down. 6:09 AM Jul 13th from Ping.fm
  11. Will shortly be retiring to his summer flat in North Preston. 1:33 PM Jul 12th from Ping.fm
  12. Has just recieved a popular voice recognition program from a primary school to test that typed the word "cock" nomatter what was spoken. 1:52 AM Jul 2nd from Ping.fm
  13. Just bought some bug spray and can't wait to go home and gas some flies with highly diluted nerve gas. Mmmm Tetramethrin. 7:22 AM Jun 29th from Ping.fm
  14. Just booked tickets for Sonisphere and recieved an e-mail from See explaing that e-mail from See may be rejected by spam filters. Useful... 3:36 PM Jun 21st from Ping.fm
  15. I *wanted* one of those postal DVD rental things, but neither Blockbuster nor iLoveFilm tell you the price before you give them your details 2:31 AM Jun 17th from Ping.fm
  16. Has just caught a *very* angry wasp in a glass. Shitting pants. 10:54 AM Jun 8th from Ping.fm
  17. The last survivor of the Titanic Died on Monday. Wierd to think that it's slipped from living memory within our lifetime. 10:19 AM Jun 6th from Ping.fm
  18. Is eagerly awaiting the release of Terminator: Backstreet Abortionist. 1:22 AM Jun 4th from Ping.fm
  19. Tonight: My shower continues its campaign of randomly scalding me. Tomorrow: Release of Terminator 4. It’s begun... 4:52 PM Jun 2nd from Ping.fm
  20. Compiled his code and saw: 0 Errors, 0 Warnings. And for a time, it was good. 4:33 PM May 31st from web