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Chemic_Al

@karen_slater @BigSmack199 @MarieBayonet you missed out 'looking cool' too about 19 hours ago via Mobile Web in reply to karen_slater
SmashBrollers Any merby players that want to be a part of the European Championships but don't have a big enough team? Get in touch with us. 4:26 PM May 24th via Facebook Retweeted by Chemic_Al and 4 others
TwopTwips CHAV GIRLS. It's been a warm day. Wring out your Uggs ready for the morning. (via @ b_wildered) 10:24 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Chemic_Al and 311 others
NRGrollergirls Tickets now available online for cheap for our game against @mancrollerderby July 14th! bit.ly/JpgpEJ 3:20 AM May 23rd via web Retweeted by Chemic_Al and 5 others
@BigSmack199 you had it when I left this morning, how can you lose it in the space of two hours? 3:09 AM May 23rd via Mobile Web in reply to BigSmack199
AndrewWK Spending money you don't have, to buy things you don’t need, to impress people you don’t like. #ThatsNOTparty 8:21 PM May 22nd via web Retweeted by Chemic_Al and 363 others
Cold is nearly gone, gym, I will soon be in you... Again. 1:59 PM May 22nd via web
Well, @BigSmack199 just found a Twix crumb on her upper lip, we shared a Twix over 3 hours ago... 2:25 PM May 20th via web
TwopTwips BY SHAVING your testicles & painting eyes on them you can stand on your head and entertain children as Squidward from Spongebob. @lee107 3:43 AM May 19th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Chemic_Al and 245 others
@kirkhunter Which match? 12:21 PM May 18th via web in reply to kirkhunter
@kirkhunter I did not, where abouts was he? 12:19 PM May 18th via web in reply to kirkhunter
Well, I did not realize that Necro Butcher was in The Wrestler. 12:00 PM May 18th via web
TwopTwips MEN. Make girls feel better about you dumping them by pointing out how well it has worked out for Adele. (via @Pundamentalism) 11:11 AM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Chemic_Al and 210 others
@karen_slater @BigSmack199 indeed, I font think people would last very long in the roller derby world if they weren't very liberal 3:30 AM May 17th via Mobile Web in reply to karen_slater
@karen_slater @BigSmack199 she is talking out of her arse, if she wants to go dyke it up with some bunch of lezzas I wouldn't stop her. 3:22 AM May 17th via Mobile Web in reply to karen_slater
@karen_slater @BigSmack199 @H_derossi I could barely care less. 3:08 AM May 17th via Mobile Web in reply to karen_slater
@karen_slater @bigsmack199 she said it was a 'right toffee hammer', what ever that means... 3:22 PM May 16th via web in reply to karen_slater
If I catch @BigSmack199 shitting in the cistern again she's oot my hoose 3:17 PM May 16th via web
Dropped £2.80 on the Euro Millions last night #NextTimeItsTheJackpot 11:34 AM May 16th via web
TyneAndFear Live in the north east of England? Male? Wanna play roller derby but live too far south of the Tyne? Check this out facebook.com/pages/Teesside… 3:19 PM May 15th via web Retweeted by Chemic_Al