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  1. A homeless person just gave me a dirty look about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter
  2. @80miles I can hear you saying giblet bag 3:24 AM Nov 26th from UberTwitter in reply to 80miles
  3. End all your conversations with: "Bye!! See you in 5 hours!" People get muy curioso about why you said you'd see 'em in that timeframe 2:21 AM Nov 26th from web
  4. Secret turkey stuffing tip: wine vomit. Sooo good!! 3:17 PM Nov 24th from web
  5. RT @robdelaney: Hey comedians! Don't forget to make the maximum contribution to your Roth IRAs this year! 2:25 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
  6. Hey Joyeux Noel in advance everybody http://chelseaperetti.blogs... 10:51 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  7. Paula Dean takes a ham to the face http://www.buzzfeed.com/akd... 5:20 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. I think I might be getting TSS in traffic 4:50 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  9. @maxsilvestri Does it make it to where you can break stuff with your bones and they remain intact? 1:03 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to maxsilvestri
  10. Great call w mom today! What’s the best calcium and vitamin D supplement apparently I’m going to get osteoporosis 12:57 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. I hate my healthcare options and leaf-blowers an equal amount. 12:05 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. Cuuuutest puppyyyy ever in life http://www.youtube.com/watc... 1:51 AM Nov 23rd from web
  13. @randyliedtke I consider you my best friend in LA 1:27 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to randyliedtke
  14. Tonight Shannon Brown is getting an Honorary Husband Degree from Peretti University! Congrats, Brown 9:08 PM Nov 22nd from web
  15. @amyschumer It's a response vid to Precious we did a few days ago 4:00 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to amyschumer
  16. @bobbytisdale Publicly looking forward to our lunch! Publicly can't wait to see you! 12:59 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter in reply to bobbytisdale
  17. I'm homo for this http://www.youtube.com/watc... 2:19 AM Nov 22nd from web
  18. "I'm not depressed I just sleep and keep to myself a lot" is the new "I'm not a player I just crush a lot." 1:38 AM Nov 22nd from web
  19. New upstairs neighbor: I get it, you love TV - great. Now read a book for a few hours so I can hear myself think about how to kill you. 5:13 PM Nov 21st from web
  20. RT @96TruwarierQB: Ron Artest is looking to put a Sexy Female on his cover for his twiiter page Send a full body pic of u to shinshinar ... ... 2:06 PM Nov 21st from web