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  1. "shrinking vaginas: challenges of sex after 50" #mostvividheadlines http://tinyurl.com/yh498ot about 6 hours ago from Echofon
  2. andy warhol jock polaroids http://themoment.blogs.nyti... 7:51 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  3. wtf, robot hamsters? http://www.nytimes.com/2009... 7:20 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  4. "make your boobs jealous"? reebok, was that just a commercial for soft core porn?! 3:48 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  5. The future of choice is in their hands. Contact Obama, Pelosi, Reid: http://bit.ly/PPFutureOfChoice 3:53 PM Nov 20th from web
  6. big thanksgiving dinner at work today! cooked 11 turkeys, 50 lbs of mashed potatoes, cornbread, veggies galore for 60+ people. yikes! 6:26 AM Nov 18th from Echofon
  7. Agreed. RT @michaelianblack I think every aspect of life would be improved with just a little bit more butter. 4:37 PM Nov 17th from Echofon in reply to michaelianblack
  8. mormons love the gays! mormons love the gays! well... tolerate in the workplace at least. http://tinyurl.com/yzegn4x 8:17 PM Nov 15th from Echofon
  9. I didn't realize "Fantastic Mr. Fox" was Wes Anderson. Now I want to see it! http://tinyurl.com/yduh285 5:16 AM Nov 13th from Echofon
  10. "she's super high maintenance, and he's just doing some of the maintenance." quote from "the league" promo. offensive or hilarious? 7:37 PM Nov 11th from Echofon
  11. FYI: White women 25-44 with a college degree have the lowest unemployment rate at 3.6% http://tinyurl.com/y9qgjzr 8:09 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
  12. This year, my holidays just won't be complete without these christmas nativity meerkats http://tinyurl.com/yl5znpn 7:40 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
  13. "That's enough, Nickelback" (they're the same band, right?) RT @diablocody I think I just sat through an entire Creed song out of laziness. 7:30 PM Nov 10th from Echofon in reply to diablocody
  14. #khloe kardashian's wedding! bruce just found out about the engagement on TV!! OMG!!! 5:47 PM Nov 8th from web
  15. Kids with gay parents turn out EVEN MORE AWESOME http://bit.ly/2T6Lk? 8:13 AM Nov 8th from Echofon
  16. dollar store hacks http://dollarstore-hack.blo... a blog after my family dollar heart 1:03 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  17. everyone thinks you are an idiot for texting while you drive. http://bit.ly/Nz1tE 5:59 PM Nov 2nd from Echofon
  18. bad driving is genetic! http://bit.ly/2WDyVx 4:32 AM Oct 30th from Echofon
  19. we are the BEST long distance runners. take that cheetah! http://bit.ly/6KVU7 4:21 AM Oct 30th from Echofon
  20. "Life has no shape any more than stars in the sky form constellations." Richard Russo @bostonbookfest 10:49 AM Oct 25th from Echofon