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Chell_Dunphy

@MassBucketry Fuck you I'll just wear the gothiest thing I can find in mourning of your stolen life 14 minutes ago via web in reply to MassBucketry
@autofellatio_ You have no idea, so much steamy hatefucking would happen, just spades about 14 hours ago via web in reply to autofellatio_
Fuuuuuuck you, undyingUmbrage! I wanna take you out on a candle-lit hate date about 17 hours ago via Mobile Web
@MassBucketry Hahahaha oh my 11:51 AM May 24th via web in reply to MassBucketry
@autofellatio_ They're already on sale: ticketweb.ca/t3/sale/SaleEv… 10:00 PM May 23rd via web in reply to autofellatio_
@autofellatio_ July 13th. About $60 with all of the fees 9:59 PM May 23rd via web in reply to autofellatio_
Never thought I'd say this but I'm going to a Skrillex show with Jacob. Just because I'm sober now doesn't mean I can't take a ton of drugs 9:56 PM May 23rd via web
World-building. 4:50 PM May 23rd via web
JhonenV "CHEEZITS. THEY'RE JAGGED!" 1:09 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by Chell_Dunphy and 28 others
JhonenV FUCK! Forgot to ejaculate semen and instead blasted a cheezariffic torrent of Cheezit brand cheese snacks into some screaming chick. 1:08 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by Chell_Dunphy and 112 others
JhonenV Goddammit! Poured Cheezits into my car instead of gas! (By the way, I am being paid by Cheezits to advertise for them. Gotta pay bills.) 1:07 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by Chell_Dunphy and 36 others
JhonenV Only after adding the milk did I realize I had poured myself a bowl of Cheezits instead of cereal. MIlk's all orange and salty now. 12:58 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by Chell_Dunphy and 44 others
amandapalmer every 200 words, I am rewarding myself with a song. I just sang "Stand By Me". there are 9 people in here & none of them know who I am. 7:19 PM May 22nd via Twittelator Retweeted by Chell_Dunphy and 26 others
amandapalmer came to my quiet neighborhood bar to have wine & write the introduction to the art book. turns out last week they bought a karaoke machine. 7:17 PM May 22nd via Twittelator Retweeted by Chell_Dunphy and 17 others
Death in the family. Gonna be quiet for a bit. 1:21 PM May 22nd via web
Vombie I am reminding you that prints get more expensive at the end of the month so BUY THEM NOOOOWWW OOOOH fragilecastle.bigcartel.com 12:20 PM May 22nd via web Retweeted by Chell_Dunphy and 1 other
@HarleyPlays You should have put fireworks in the PB&J's for Victoria Day! Unfuckingpatriotic 1:08 AM May 22nd via web
Thinking about sausages makes me wonder how many animal assholes I've eaten in my life 11:59 PM May 21st via web
AnnieW No matter what instinct tells you, don't react to someone saying "YOLO" by slitting their throat and bellowing something in the affirmative. 9:34 PM May 21st via web Retweeted by Chell_Dunphy and 13 others
I hate highschoolers so much. So, so much. 2:37 PM May 21st via web