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  1. #SirPatrick ! via @wilw What's more wonderful for me than finding out that Patrick is going to be knighted? Finding out from @levarburton.
  2. @thoroughbass No Ho to go with that land? Turn back before it's too late.
  3. 10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling from @oatmeal & @punkinqueen
  4. Time for a free massage!
  5. Going to the Gym for lunch. Working off all that #bacon, and I don't have to go outside.
  6. Thats how I roll too @punkinqueen. Dry cured sausages and booze are my entry tickets. just ask @tazachocolate and @drinkcraftbeer
  7. Useful grinder cleaning technique RT @punkinqueen: Ordered new coffee grinder. Easy way to clean it without water. http://tinyurl.com/ktkd6b
  8. @punkinqueen Oops, hope you saved enough to party tomorrow night.
  9. SCUBAssoon? RT @HiBerke: http://twitpic.com/vvgm5 - All Bassoonists. You've GOT to see this! Unleash the Retweets.
  10. RT @StopBeck: 2001: Terrorists successfully execute multiple attacks. Americans rally. || 2009: A bungled attack. GOP attacks POTUS.
  11. Thanks! @DrinkCraftBeer I'll link when its printed
  12. Just got a call from someone at the WSJ interested in @happypigsalumi !
  13. It's like they made it just for me! RT @allbacon: Alie & Georgia Present: The Bloody Bacon & Cheese [video] #bacon http://bit.ly/8cjvMG
  14. Al-Queda Gnomes: Step 1. Blow up underpants. Step 2...... Step 3. Profit from infidels!
  15. I'm going to be in Charlotte from Jan 13 - 19th. Hit me up if you want to hang out while I"m down there.
  16. RT @JeffCutler: We're at @Boloco today filming the show at 2pm. Stop by. http://NomX3.com First 5 RT's get a Boloco gift card! Pls RT
  17. @PowerofNo The Snuggie bomb will end us all.
  18. @PowerofNo You forgot Skinny jeans and daisy dukes
  19. @PowerofNo Al-Queda is just trying to get us to take more clothes off at airports. Exploding bra must be next.
  20. @PowerofNo You should get a pair of these http://bit.ly/299gmx