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Chealseajo

Mighty_Mouse36 @Chealseajo Would if it's a tweet like this! I miss u! Come to SoDak #please #onetime about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Chealseajo Retweeted by Chealseajo
when people tweet about me.<< about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Let it be. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android
KelseyBarrett13 I can't stand it when people only see something from their point of view. 10:24 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Chealseajo and 6 others
sorrynotsorryy whenever a waiter "forgets" to card me it restores a little bit of my faith in america. #sorrynotsorryy 5:03 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by Chealseajo and 147 others
@B_A_Johnson24 Good luck at state today! You better tear it up! :) #Johnson'sDon'tlose 8:20 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to B_A_Johnson24
HoneyBadgerJenn Is it bad I retweet a lot? Well, too fucking bad. I love other peoples shit so fuck you. 7:40 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Chealseajo and 3 others
toreaAriordan In need of a full time cuddle buddy. #shiit #wheresmyducky 7:30 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Chealseajo and 1 other
I just want to chill and watch duuck dynasty. Is that too much to ask.?!! 6:43 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
BossBitchFacts I wanna meet a guy with plans and ambitions. Not an immature boy on a "pussy-hit mission." 6:30 PM May 23rd via Buffer Retweeted by Chealseajo and 2479 others
@avhefner I willll!!!!!! 5:26 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to avhefner
MensHumor When life gets rough, drink some fucking beer. When life gets better, drink some fucking beer. 5:01 PM May 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by Chealseajo and 5299 others
Bitches_B_Cray #ThingsImGuiltyOf being silly, goofy, outgoing, loud, and crazy. #ThatsMe 8:15 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Chealseajo and 24 others
Well hello 6:00 where the heck did you come from!! #Stillsleepy 4:11 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
lilstubsxx3 The best feeling ever is knowing he could be with any other girl in the world, but he chooses to be with me :) #happytweet 11:51 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by Chealseajo and 2 others
sorrynotsorryy whoever came up with the concept of a drinking age is seriously deranged. #sorrynotsorryy 10:01 AM May 23rd via web Retweeted by Chealseajo and 663 others
Rajic_Carpet God give me patience because if you give me strength, I will beat a bitch 8:50 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Chealseajo and 718 others
Jenna_MMarbles The less you give a f*ck, the happier you will be. 7:03 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Chealseajo and 1401 others
PrettyPartier #IfITellYou to taste my drink, I'm definitely drunk 2:48 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Chealseajo and 360 others
_SouthernBlonde You should know that not every tweet is about you #dontflatteryourself 8:50 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Chealseajo and 19 others