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Wow. This @petepaphides documentary on Fleetwood Mac's 'Tusk' is ace. Go listen to it. Now! bbc.in/KDoAv1 about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
mrmumby @CheTantos @MrJayall The only suitable headline is "Ruddy Hell!" bit.ly/KK9lTr about 18 hours ago via web Retweeted by CheTantos
cookdandbombd Grandma's House is(/was?) utterly superb. May it justifiably lift every British Comedy Award going. A gem. A classic comedy. 2:40 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CheTantos and 15 others
"I've got hoes, in different area codes." Alan Titchmarsh, during a poorly organised US tour. 1:19 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
mrchrisaddison BBC News says "Free gay marriage vote for Tories." Seems like a fair exchange. 11:18 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by CheTantos and 116 others
profanityswan Daily deal websites are for pricks and these pricks are all pricks. It should go swimmingly. 1:07 PM May 23rd via Osfoora for iPhone Retweeted by CheTantos and 4 others
stephencgrant On BBC2 now they are going from "Hitler's Children" to Steven from the #Apprentice. I'm guessing the Nazis were just to 'ease us in'. 2:00 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by CheTantos and 14 others
@johnnycasual Haha. Think it's all Jack Wills and those fucking stupid quilted jackets these days. #mumfordandsonscuntery 2:02 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to johnnycasual
@johnnycasual Yep. My girlfriend punched the air went he went. First class Tory cuntjar. 1:58 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to johnnycasual
I really thought he was going to fire everyone there, Karen and Nick included, then smash through the glass doors, roaring. #theapprentice 1:56 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Buffalo Stance. RT @QMagazine: So then, what would be in your perfect @thestoneroses setlist? #RosesReturn 12:11 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
It's time for Prefuse 73 'Vocal Studies + Uprock Narratives' to be dusted off and turned up LOUD. 10:59 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
petepaphides If you've not yet heard it, but would like to, my R4 doc about @DexysOfficial's Don't Stand Me Down falls off the bottom of iPlayer tomorrow 10:33 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by CheTantos and 12 others
SimonNRicketts One minute you're having a nice cup of tea, the next thing you know - this happens. bit.ly/KoYyzG 10:32 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by CheTantos and 472 others
@mrmumby Brittle bones and a stutter. It's no wonder he's singing the blues. 6:11 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mrmumby
To the person in my office who has 'Bad To The Bone' as your ringtone: you work for a solicitors' firm, you thundering bollock. 5:37 AM May 23rd via web
@laurenlaverne Cerrone!! Gah! The very track I was about to suggest. In that case, how about Sheila&B. Devotion - Spacer? So flippin' good. 3:20 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@mrmumby Hahaha. I bloody love this. 3:09 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mrmumby
prodnose There are bad reviews and then there are absolute howling stinkers! (via @IanMartin ) guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2… 9:08 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by CheTantos and 238 others
“Rent” by Pet Shop Boys is my new jam. ♫ t.thisismyjam.com/CheTantos/_1pz… 4:19 AM May 22nd via This Is My Jam