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  1. I want a Noddy Holder Christmas song. Freezing flat, just bought two granny crochet blankets from Ebay.
  2. put a few baubles on the tree.
  3. My flat is damn cold, half the radiators aren't working for some reason
  4. @thedandy - that was definitely made up.
  5. @Artrocker clicked on it and it says the requested page cannot be found?
  6. chop 2 onions fry with chorizo and 12 meatballs, add stock seasoning toms +tom puree basil++ cook for an hour serve with rice
  7. Artists painting elephants in empty shopfront downstairs in E & C shopping centre, for show next year - unexpected find.
  8. 'A good neighbour' removed the damn bike rack from the hall. Hooray!
  9. Don't wear a velvet side-tie dress sitting on velvet seats. Exposed myself again at ROH. Must stop doing this.
  10. Caught dress hem in knickers at Royal Opera House - not a good look at 17st, aged 68 and wearing knee-highs.
  11. Kooky is such a swine. While I worried and went to call him in the rain he sneaked in onto my bed downstairs.
  12. My cat Kooky has disappeared over the fence into a deserted back garden.
  13. @SarahBrown10 You missed your chance at the Elephant & Castle!
  14. Funny watching Poirot set in nineteen forties, all drinking tea out of floral mugs, not cups and saucers - I don't think so.
  15. fake tree with fake snow and lights now up. Still doesn't feel Christmassy.
  16. Frightful mess everywhere, pissing with rain outside. Feeling just a little defeated.
  17. Apple charlotte on TV made with slivers of ginger in syrup - scrumptious!
  18. First the kitchen - next the world - it's the chorizo takeover
  19. Christmas puds fab, if a bit pale. Must add blackstrap molasses or burnt sugar browning next time.
  20. Sounds as though my new neighbours are going to be as tiresome as my current one, if not worse.