Chasity33
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I seriously hate sneezing myself dizzy.
12:36 PM Nov 16th
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Life from the view of my toddler-the tractor doesn't pull the trailer, the trailer CARRIES the tractor-reminds me to think outside the box.
7:18 AM Nov 9th
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Wait- its after 10 on the first Tuesday of the month and my dog & toddler didn't howl. Start watching for the tsunami!
8:32 AM Nov 3rd
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Am I the only one on the face of the planet who DOESN'T DO BIRDS? They scare the crap out of me, why on EARTH would I decorate with them?
8:22 AM Oct 29th
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I fully think a phrase a Mom should never have to use is, "No, No, honey! We don't EAT our books!"
7:52 AM Oct 29th
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RT @ “Indigo Girls Live at the Roxy”comes out on DVD 11/17! Re-tweet everyday for a chance to win a copy!.
6:41 AM Oct 26th
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Taking my little guy for a walk. It's finally a beautiful day to view fall's colors.
11:46 AM Oct 19th
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OK. So. Do geese poop while they are flying? Has anyone ever been hit by goose poop? The things one wonders while exercising...
5:23 PM Oct 8th
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Why is it that in October 52 degrees feels like -20, but in March it feels like a day at the beach?
1:01 PM Oct 8th
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This is quite possibly the longest day in history. And the coldest too. I need wool socks, and chapstick, but last winter ate them both.
12:49 PM Oct 8th
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Forgot to eat in the first time in recorded history. I should go scrounge up some grub.
11:10 AM Oct 8th
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Dear self: Do whatever you need to do to make it through today. And if that requires an IV full of coffee, well then so be it.
5:58 AM Oct 8th
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I think my little guy is actually throwing out his first mamma. He just woke up from his nap. That requires I get him & give him chocolate.
1:57 PM Oct 6th
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It's cold & rainy out, leaving me feeling gray today. I'm off to make a half hearted attempt at Martha Stewart-y-ness & look for wool socks.
8:23 AM Oct 6th
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@ Shh..The "T" word is scarier than your Halloween Dress Form around these parts... But your point is valid.
8:12 AM Oct 6th
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@ It's just a test. They run one at 10am the first Tuesday of every month. But my son & dog both howl along with it-every time.
8:07 AM Oct 6th
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& again its 10am on the first Tuesday of the month & the toddler & dog are howling with the tornado alarm. I wonder what the neighbors hear.
8:04 AM Oct 6th
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Dear Brad Pit: You're ruining a good thing with the obscenely long facial hair. I'll lust for you again once you've shaved. Love, kindofafan
3:58 PM Oct 4th
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There's tired and then there's prop your eyelids open with a toothpick tired. I'm neither-but only because I've super glued them open.
3:49 PM Oct 4th
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@ pray you don't. I'd take spitting liquid any day over my gift this morning, hands down.
8:08 AM Oct 3rd
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