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ChaseKills

  1. @103WRNR @CitizenCope How about Nite Becomes Day Vanilla Chocolate Ice Cream Swirl?
  2. Kevin's butt hole is as dilated as a basketball hoop. #allnighter - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  3. I feel the dingle berries of toilet paper on the Charmin commercials are unnecessary. - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  4. If Emily looks like Mary Louise Parker, I've seen Emily's tits 7 times. #allnighter - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  5. Kevin looks like that one guy who grows an ugly ass beard, then shoves pencils in it. - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  6. Plaid shirt guy looks like that guy no one cares about on a CollegeHumor All nighter. - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  7. Kevin is just asking for trouble at airport security. #allnighter - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  8. Dan looks like that one Jew everybody hates. #allnighter - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  9. Yes, please sit down, creepy guy. #allnighter - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  10. @jennyjaffe I see you.
  11. Break up this sausage fest and get Chris in here! #allnighter - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  12. Deep V? It's Marina's turn! #allnighter - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  13. Hey ass munchers, when is Chris gonna come back?! #allnighter - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  14. GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HERE! #allnighter - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  15. "What a great war." -Streeter #allnighter - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  16. Question 1. If E=MCsquared. Why is my poop blue? #allnighter - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  17. I want Chris! #allnighter - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast
  18. She deserves a reward for sticking with CollegeHumor's shit. #allnighter - ##allnighter live on collegehumor.com/livecast