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charltonbrooker

  1. Okay that really is it. Must work. Bye bye. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  2. Lidl Amy Winehouse #eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  3. All these shots of Azerbaijan make me feel like I'm stuck in an Azerbaijanian hotel watching the in house channel about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  4. This is what they used to call "one for the dads" #eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  5. Are all the male singers tonight going to look like shit magicians? #eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  6. Russia's entry is great. A singing rockface #eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  7. This would sound good playing in the background if you were shitting into the plunge pool at a fancy hotel spa #eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  8. Oh keep it light #eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  9. Fuck until he took the blindfold off I was hoping someone had taken him hostage #eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  10. There's a car alarm going off on the stage #eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  11. This is like that scene from The Fifth Element with the opera singer #eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  12. Panorama logo in the background there. World in Action's coming up later. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  13. This lot look like a futuristic street gang from a shit 80s sci-fi film #Eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  14. Didn't realise we were being represented by Hellboy #eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  15. @DaftLimmy it's never occurred to me to cut and paste a hashtag. I'm a fucking moron. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to DaftLimmy
  16. As well as Graham Norton doing sarky commentary, they should have Rolf Harris drawing spunking cocks directly onto the footage #Eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  17. Although basically I guess I'll just effectively be tweeting "LOL at this foreign fuckin' idiot" every 30 seconds #eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  18. Oh fuck it, alright, I'll watch the first few acts while i eats me dinner #eurovision about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  19. OH YOU GET THE IDEA. Feel free to RT whichever seems most apt as and when. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck