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CharlottePelter

  1. @gela_34 i know... shit isn't it! Trying to persuade @andrewwallace to perfrom lighthouse family youtube.com/watch?v=fm0eqP…
  2. can't get enough of the flaming lips #mwah
  3. it would be cool if the smiths did reform but morrissey mate... youre no bieber #musicknowlede
  4. @EmilyKateLester library flatuence is setting in #plentymorewherethatcamefrom #youaintsmeltnothingyet
  5. @kiran4816 its gonna be like malia... but better
  6. booked flights for travelling! @Kiran4816 and @nataliehitchens #yipeeeeeeeeee :D
  7. blood is thicker than water but sperm is thicker than blood #spermtriangle
  8. vagina wedgy during exercise #hurtssogood
  9. cant wait to chow down on a LEG OF HAM nom nom nom nom nom #bot #stabbings the ultimate holy trinity with @ArianaGollogly and @htaylor506
  10. also top tip for library stalking: sit facing away from target, bring up a dark sreen on your laptop and tilt to perfect angle for staring
  11. just spotted a hot guy in jb morrell #comeback not you @andrewwallace
  12. @gela_34 the bins outside morrisons sometimes have some good stuff in if you get there early enough #toptip
  13. @nataliehitchens i always comfort myself by thinking atleast i have never sarah-ed in a club #thatslateisclean #soaremypants
  14. @EmilyKateLester lunch at 1:30? 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2kv1m…
  15. the closest ive got to an egg today is the fart i did vanbrugh ladies toilets
  16. @GraceRedhead i think we should recreate some of those poses, casually leaning on straw bails in sunglasses #stopitbricky #carryon
  17. @EmilyKateLester still considering making a suggestion for a new series called 'The Trumpet' #noonewouldturnround
  18. @EmilyKateLester pretty good... nowhere near as good as this though @RealSirTomJones youtube.com/watch?v=OvHkWl…