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CharlottePelter

@gela_34 i know... shit isn't it! Trying to persuade @andrewwallace to perfrom lighthouse family youtube.com/watch?v=fm0eqP… 8:09 AM May 23rd via web
DJToddManScoop @GraceRedhead gracey! hope your keepin maxie in order hurhhurhur 5:34 AM May 16th via web Retweeted by CharlottePelter
can't get enough of the flaming lips #mwah 12:19 PM May 19th via web
it would be cool if the smiths did reform but morrissey mate... youre no bieber #musicknowlede 12:18 PM May 19th via web
@EmilyKateLester library flatuence is setting in #plentymorewherethatcamefrom #youaintsmeltnothingyet 9:21 AM May 19th via web in reply to EmilyKateLester
@kiran4816 its gonna be like malia... but better 4:34 AM May 13th via web in reply to kiran4816
kiran4816 London✈Bangkok>Cambodia>Laos>Koh Samui>Malasia>Singapore✈Bali✈London BOOKED!! 7:45 AM May 12th via web Retweeted by CharlottePelter
booked flights for travelling! @Kiran4816 and @nataliehitchens #yipeeeeeeeeee :D 4:12 AM May 12th via web
blood is thicker than water but sperm is thicker than blood #spermtriangle 8:05 AM May 7th via web
vagina wedgy during exercise #hurtssogood 2:38 PM May 1st via web
cant wait to chow down on a LEG OF HAM nom nom nom nom nom #bot #stabbings the ultimate holy trinity with @ArianaGollogly and @htaylor506 11:57 AM Apr 27th via web
also top tip for library stalking: sit facing away from target, bring up a dark sreen on your laptop and tilt to perfect angle for staring 1:28 PM Apr 24th via web
just spotted a hot guy in jb morrell #comeback not you @andrewwallace 1:26 PM Apr 24th via web
@gela_34 the bins outside morrisons sometimes have some good stuff in if you get there early enough #toptip 5:36 AM Apr 14th via web in reply to gela_34
@nataliehitchens i always comfort myself by thinking atleast i have never sarah-ed in a club #thatslateisclean #soaremypants 5:01 AM Apr 13th via web in reply to nataliehitchens
@EmilyKateLester lunch at 1:30? 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2kv1m… 4:16 AM Apr 11th via web
the closest ive got to an egg today is the fart i did vanbrugh ladies toilets 7:55 AM Apr 8th via web
@GraceRedhead i think we should recreate some of those poses, casually leaning on straw bails in sunglasses #stopitbricky #carryon 5:22 AM Apr 6th via web in reply to GraceRedhead
@EmilyKateLester still considering making a suggestion for a new series called 'The Trumpet' #noonewouldturnround 5:19 AM Apr 6th via web in reply to EmilyKateLester
@EmilyKateLester pretty good... nowhere near as good as this though @RealSirTomJones youtube.com/watch?v=OvHkWl… 4:57 AM Apr 6th via web