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@asquith Previous experience* (Please confirm you fail CRB vetting) about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to asquith
@obotheclown wow. I mean, wow. Pigfisting wankflannels? She's... god... a level 95 swearer. TEH POWER! about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to obotheclown
@ConstantFury @markreckons AAHhh!!! Of Course! about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to ConstantFury
@MsLaudanum hmm. going to stop now. I feel wrong. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to MsLaudanum
@MsLaudanum SYPHILITIC ARSETORPEDO about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to MsLaudanum
@MsLaudanum SCROTAL FISTULA about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to MsLaudanum
@oleuanna she did? That's.... impressive. :) about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to oleuanna
@obotheclown I know a good tuba player, I'll send him your email. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to obotheclown
I promise that I won't get the other guys to 'whack' you once you've served your purpose. I've got an Investor In People award. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
@obotheclown More high street bank alarms. I'm looking for someone who knows how to blow the bloody doors off, too. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to obotheclown
@ConstantFury There's definitely a market for a less sensible political podcast. Not enough swearing. Need more swearing! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ConstantFury
BTW I'm recruiting goons and henchmen for a job I'm pulling. Anyone know anything about alarms? about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
@ConstantFury You an me both. I didn't sound anything like a dominatrix. :( about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ConstantFury
@MsLaudanum having to spend all day shitting in people's mouths makes me wish I'd bought college books :( about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to MsLaudanum
@sarabedford She's like airborne prickly heat as far as I'm concerned. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to sarabedford
@oleuanna I'm not scared.... although I'm wondering if I should be. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to oleuanna
Every time I wake / I remember I'm still me / Oh hurry sweet death! #emo_hour #haiku about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
@oleuanna No! fuck @MsLaudanum! SHe owes me at least 10 hilarious tweets or I'm complaining to the Twitter council. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to oleuanna
@ConstantFury You sounded happy on the podcast. have you thought about renaming yourself 'mildly miffed but generally jovial?' about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ConstantFury
look inside my soul / empty husk of broken dreams / i wish i was dead #haiku #emo_hour about 2 hours ago from Tweetie

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Name Charlotte Gore
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Bio Writer, Internet Programmer and Political Obsessive. I mostly Haiku.

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