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  1. @scrumpstache stop tweeting, bitch. #threewordsaftersex
  2. Really glad i wasn't just hit by one of the several cars going the wrong way down my 1 way street as i was crossing...
  3. i'm very sad that my tweet about poop, peppers, and pebbles was too long to tweet understandably.
  4. @scrumpstache kirschbaum-krupp metal recycling llc. 1728 n 2nd st. mpls, mn 55411 651-521-9212
  5. @scrumpstache if you had a chance of winning that wouldn't be in question.
  6. @scrumpstache thats because you only know what i want you to know.
  7. @scrumpstache veto.
  8. @scrumpstache how many holy wars can i have with you at the same time? Add one more.
  9. @scrumpstache wow, burn. I have plenty of brain to sneeze out, thank you.
  10. I really don't have enough mucus in my head to keep this sneezing pattern going. Gonna start sneezing out brain. Oh well.
  11. @scrumpstache if peggy didn't say it, it's not true.
  12. @scrumpstache "douching is bad!"
  13. I wanna be in a Mates of State cover band.
  14. @patricknathan desert or dessert?
  15. i wish needing some time off to think wasn't so laughable a request.
  16. wow. monumentally bad day with a side of best pumpkin i've ever carved. even so, wow.
  17. i would reallyb like to be at home right now.
  18. Watching Turnip fight with the poms on my boot laces, then curl up and fall asleep clutching said boot is just... retardedly cute.
  19. Accidently awoke from nap because in dream i fell asleep at the wheel and had to wake up. I blame Dexter.
  20. Uptown is in dire need of a soup restaurant with delivery. I demand soup!