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  1. Tracing my hand to draw a picture of a turkey holding a glass of scotch. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. The ad says "Superior Donuts has everything you could want in a Broadway play." Yet nothing you want in a donut shop, so I do not recommend. about 6 hours ago from web
  3. My favorite joke so far in Lethem's 'Chronic City' is his spoof of 'Infinite Jest': 'Obstinate Dust,' a 1000-page novel all in italics. about 17 hours ago from txt
  4. @chloalo What exactly do you mean by 'lost'? Did it literally fall off, or just die? about 18 hours ago from web in reply to chloalo
  5. Of course PETA had to go and ruin Thanksgiving. Hunting baby turkeys with a chainsaw will never be the same for me. 11:55 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. Have you seen the Obama book signing video where people on line expertly answer tough policy questions? I haven't, either. 9:08 AM Nov 24th from web
  7. @adamwohl One of the more puzzling things in that movie is why people don't burst out laughing each time C. Thomas Howell introduces himself 6:29 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to adamwohl
  8. Private school is expensive, but I want to give my daughter every possible advantage. http://flic.kr/p/7i3Wju 5:59 AM Nov 24th from Flickr
  9. Just watched "The Outsiders" again. It's a movie that really stands the test of time. It was made 26 years ago, and it still exists. 7:22 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. @seth_weisfeld @RGA is me, @chapinc, but I guess you figured that out. 6:21 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to seth_weisfeld
  11. Because nothing says bohemian living like a decorative trellis http://flic.kr/p/7hUeWG 2:12 PM Nov 23rd from Flickr
  12. BREAKING: In bid for awards show respect, Kanye West to retain services of Michael Jackson's personal physician. 8:57 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  13. Now that Andre Agassi has come clean about his weave, when is Pete Sampras going to explain his unibrow? 6:58 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  14. Paranoia, delusions of grandeur, Oedipal issues... My fantasy football team is really struggling. 8:30 AM Nov 22nd from web
  15. Inspired by my neighbors' "Not on Our Watch: Save Darfur" signs, I'll be canvassing for the Kerry-Edwards campaign this weekend. 7:19 AM Nov 21st from web
  16. I asked Twitter for a verified account, but they said no. Someone with my name, as yet unborn, is more famous than I am. 8:36 PM Nov 20th from txt
  17. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Unless it's golf, in which case it's OK to hate them both, and everything associated with them. 10:01 AM Nov 20th from web
  18. '2012' is bullshit. What did the Mayans ever get right? OK, art, architecture, language, astronomy, math, and agriculture. Other than that? 5:42 AM Nov 20th from web
  19. @adamwohl I like how the NYT obit mentions in 1958 "Christo was already wrapping small objects." Like presents? 2:23 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to adamwohl
  20. RIP, Jean-Claude. "Universal Soldier" marathon at my house tonight, in memoriam. 2:09 PM Nov 19th from web