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Chapinc

  1. OH: ˝You know how I got so smart? TV!˝ ... OK it was my child who said that. :( about 4 hours ago via WitStream
  2. Initially it was for a birthday party but it's been six weeks and now I think my neighbor may be living in that inflatable bouncy house about 7 hours ago via web
  3. Moonshine Fiefdom, Moonbeam Sparkletown, Sunrise Brunchathon, Moon Unit Zappa's House, WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY about 8 hours ago via WitStream
  4. ˝Does the burger come with fries?˝ ˝No. It comes with frites.˝ about 22 hours ago via WitStream
  5. My eyebrows are exhausted from signaling "hello" to people all day. 1:03 PM May 25th via web
  6. The eyes are the window to the soulless. 4:33 AM May 25th via WitStream
  7. My casket is 100% sustainable. 7:38 PM May 24th via WitStream
  8. I hate to generalize, but when did everyone in New York become so awful? 7:02 PM May 24th via WitStream
  9. @johndeguzman You do! 4:12 PM May 24th via web in reply to johndeguzman
  10. I like pretty much everything in my Instagram feed, so my taste is very consistent or nonexistent. 4:04 PM May 24th via web
  11. The "secret sauce" of any company is ketchup and mayonnaise, and I'm sorry to say it's not really a secret anymore. 1:35 PM May 24th via web
  12. How soon can I move into an assisted-living facility? 6:03 AM May 24th via WitStream
  13. If I were a child seeing all the late-night TV ads for fast-energy products, I'd be terrified I was going to grow up to be a narcoleptic. 9:04 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad
  14. If you are experiencing extreme pain and don't have access to a bite stick, try reading a David Denby movie review instead. 5:09 PM May 23rd via WitStream
  15. ˝Break out my leftover tunafish sandwich on this crowded train? Sure, why not.˝ Someone actually had that thought. 2:35 PM May 23rd via WitStream
  16. Don't know much about the history of the Hatfields and the McCoys. Were they fighting over who looked better in a vest? 12:08 PM May 23rd via WitStream
  17. Young woman losing her shit on the phone: IT'S TUESDAY! YOU KNOW I DON'T PAY YOU ON TUESDAYS! Old man passing by: It's Wednesday, dear. 10:26 AM May 23rd via WitStream
  18. One of those mornings you're just glad you still have your wallet. 4:26 AM May 23rd via WitStream
  19. 'Oh no, did he die?' -- me, every time I pass a TV with the sound off 3:13 PM May 22nd via web
  20. The post office isn't quite as bad if going in you can trick yourself into believing you're never going to come out alive. 1:55 PM May 22nd via web