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  1. Huh. Firefox tried to change the spelling of tourettes to preparation, preservation, desperation, penetration... or turtle... Lol wut?
  2. So my annoying habit of tourettes-like yelling at the tv seems to be throwing off @gametroll. He isn't sure if he should be responding.
  3. @lolaaugustine Getting Fios seriously put a crimp in my literacy. I'm addicted to the ID channel.
  4. Time to go home! Yay!
  5. @foulpapers Mine was black.... for about 6mo. That was 10 years ago. I'm pretty stuck on red.
  6. @gametroll Lmao. Aw! Poor honey.
  7. @foulpapers Ah. Naturally dark? Mine is blonde... I think, or mostly gray now. I don't know. Been coloring my hair since I was 14.
  8. @foulpapers It might be, if you flip it around enough. And maybe dye it red... that seems to scream "hi-maintenance". Or so I've been told.
  9. @gametroll You wait your turn!
  10. WIN! RT @BloggingJesus: #classicmoviequotes The sound of me getting whipped in The Passion... that's about all that happens in that movie.
  11. @foulpapers I manage to pull of vain & insufferable w/o the use of sequins. But I do employ 5 inch heels & big hair. Seems to work.
  12. @emmapetersen I too feel a great love for that sexy, wooden-faced actor.
  13. @emmapetersen BTW, did I tell you that I have the older women in my office singing Miss Honey? My boss was dancing around today singing it.
  14. @emmapetersen I would LIKE..... jeez. Fucking stupid today.
  15. @emmapetersen I would to report that the casserole was loved by all.
  16. @gametroll Sounds like a helluva good time to me :p
  17. @foulpapers Lmao. I know right? I'm glad he got something that may have some sticking power.
  18. @bbricke Haha! You're only saying that because you've never felt the full force of my withering sarcasm :p
  19. @gametroll You love my insensitivity. You think it's sexy.
  20. @foulpapers I love that show. Seriously. It's a really good role for him.