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  1. Okay, time for some of that pilot shit.
  2. Is it me, or are the new Scientology TV spots playing on cable the most enormous load of crap ever committed to videotape?
  3. Here's a crazy idea: let's take it at face value that Dick Cheney may have committed an incredibly serious crime and investigate it. #tcot
  4. My actual number of Twitter followers remains a mystery.
  5. There's no way I'm leaving that last one at the top of my tweet pile.
  6. @loveline In 1859 a cow apparently died from syphilis.
  7. Did I hear a rumor that #Palin is planning on trying to start a whole new conservative political party? #win #hrosswho?
  8. I'll have the California fruit plate, with a side of bacon. #startledwaitress
  9. Hey! Just saw @neilhimself at ALA! http://twitpic.com/a0ib6
  10. @jeremypiven You idolize your mailman? (Is joke please. Not to snort and make face.)
  11. WordPress for Amiga, because "Code is Porty." Also, WP for Kilns, because "Code is Pottery." #killmenow
  12. @thekeeme Have to have a "Healthiest Meatloaf" contest when you get loose again.
  13. RT @AKGovSarahPalin Appointed to Arts, Architects, Seafood Marketing and Worker’ Comp today. #burrowingin
  14. If someone is taking like 50 Xanax and you don't tackle them and call rehab, can you be charged with homicide?
  15. @TeresaKopec #followfriday is so daunting, the pressure to maintain this standard of quality in your tweets must be just overwhelming. :)
  16. @JasonCalacanis Drinking already? Add backrubs and it's the return of the bubble-era web company.
  17. #followfriday @shockozulu @ericasadun @JC_Christian @jeremypiven @thespleen @killorn @HELLOBIGFOOT @n1rm @stinque @TeresaKopec @ChaosRu
  18. @TheSpleen I have learned that there's a bug where hashtags over 16 chars don't search correctly unless you drop the actual hash character.
  19. .@delrayser Ooo! This raises the concept of the Hidden Underground Trend. #coolhuntersconverge
  20. .@stinque So! A cunning COMBINATION of hidden mystery AND twitterfail!