Get short, timely messages from Chance Borger.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @ChanceBorger.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow ChanceBorger to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

ChanceBorger

  1. My girl makes a mean sandwich. @Cori_Krysta twitter.com/ChanceBorger/s…
  2. "there's no use getting drunk." "No. We ought to get outdoors." - Ernest Hemingway #WordsOfWisdom
  3. “@taylorlynch12: @ChanceBorger you don't tweet happy things.” People annoy me.
  4. Alright we've got it the Thunder are being treated unfairly. Welcome to the NBA. #StopWhining
  5. @chasemcolvin that is a freaking awesome truck.
  6. "Wait... Washers and dryers plug in??" - @Cori_Krysta #CoriQuotes
  7. Great to be back home in Tijuana... I mean Amarillo.
  8. We have got tickets! @Cori_Krysta twitter.com/ChanceBorger/s…
  9. “@joeldrizzy: This has become such a frustrating last night. So close to summer.” It could have been a great night at the movies with me...
  10. It was a joke at first, but the guy actually put protein in his coffee. twitter.com/ChanceBorger/s…
  11. One of the genres on @taylorlynch12 Netflix is "Fight-the-System Movies." I'm sure @Koosley had nothing to do with that.
  12. So thankful to have @Cori_Krysta. I could not have survived today with out her
  13. “@BradenWilson1: Nice try, @chanceborger, but I totally saw you jack that entire box of pizza and sprint off.” you're not mom so I win.
  14. “@taylorlynch12: @Cori_Krysta how does it always end up in your eyes?” she gets EVERYTHING in her eyes.
  15. The girl behind me is drinking a protein shake out of a blender bottle. #AgCollege
  16. "Who did the US nuke?" "Hiroshima... and Nigeria! Wait not Nicuragua! No it was nam!" #Coriquotes
  17. "Hey guys I have a great idea lets beat box in our show!!" - Every freaking spring sing show
  18. @Cori_Krysta I guess you have to play an Adele song to be asked back to play for the wells project. #lamestream #wedontplaykaraoke