ChadRiden
- My life insurance premium is always due on my birthday, like I'm being taxed for living another year.about 1 hour ago from Ping.fm
- What a f'in day. I'd write more, but I've gotta research a few statutes of limitations first.about 18 hours ago from Ping.fm
- On my way to Augusta, GA where the Funny will flow like wine! ..or at least like the cheap swill I'll be drinking.10:18 AM Jul 15th from Ping.fm
- If I ever write an autobiography about this stage of my career.. it might be titled, "fun show! Now I'm waiting to get paid."9:15 PM Jul 12th from Ping.fm
- Bringing my special blend of jackassery, slander and stupid to Ft. Walton Beach,FL tonight.2:14 PM Jul 12th from Ping.fm
- what pirates?5:12 AM Jul 12th from Ping.fm
- @yaulp be careful, I think she might be a "leave no witnesses" kinda girl.4:50 AM Jul 12th from web
- RT @yaulp I've been giving her pointers. I told her the pond out back was a good place to stash the body. Snapping turtles clean up ftw!4:50 AM Jul 12th from web
- @kerrikerri I substituted whoopins for wishes. We watched UFC 100 and then I showed her what a REAL whoopin' looks like. WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!4:47 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to kerrikerri
- RT @kerrikerri @ChadRiden did she get her wishes?4:45 AM Jul 12th from web
- So, if this is the last you hear from me, Callia finally figured out a way to take me out.2:17 PM Jul 10th from Ping.fm
- She caught me snickering and said, "I can do serious damage, you know. If I get motivated, I can really hurt you."2:16 PM Jul 10th from Ping.fm
- My 6-year-old just wished for "a hot spring next to the house, pretty wings so I can fly, and a star in a jar with mittens so I can hold it"2:06 PM Jul 10th from Ping.fm
- I was in elementary school when MJ's Thriller came out. I wore my left hand little league batting glove all day every day for months.9:48 AM Jul 8th from Ping.fm
- The Jackson family has been "leaving Forest Lawn Cemetery" for frickin' ever. Come on! Get your asses in the cars and let's go.9:16 AM Jul 7th from Ping.fm
- eagerly awaiting The Michael Jackson Memorial / Joe Jackson Comeback Show. I hope everybody is tasteful as they exploit MJ one more time.8:10 AM Jul 7th from Ping.fm
- Apparently, over the weekend the Palin family allegedly gang raped Michael Jackson's corpse? can anyone confirm this?10:26 PM Jul 5th from Ping.fm
- I've been off the grid for a while. Anything going on in the news lately?10:25 PM Jul 5th from Ping.fm
- Just solved all of the world's problems. You're welcome.3:32 PM Jul 5th from Ping.fm
- Atop Mt. Winnie watching 'splosions from three different cities with various Ridens.7:11 PM Jul 4th from Ping.fm
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- Name Chad Riden
- Location Nashville, TN
- Web http://ChadRiden.com
- Bio America's Favorite Comedian Of All Time
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