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  1. I prefer his southern counterpart "Chicken Wang" // RT @hannibalburess: #badblackcomedynames chicken wing about 19 hours ago via Twitterrific
  2. Ear buds were not designed to stay in my wacky Horton-esque ears. about 20 hours ago via Ping.fm
  3. Hey @americanexpress I want to be with Coco in New York. Pick me! http://bit.ly/bEUqsh #amexConan 12:44 PM Mar 20th via web
  4. Bklyn-Queens Expressway? More like Bklyn-Queens SlowAsShitWay, amirightpeople?! 10:56 AM Mar 20th via Ping.fm
  5. Now listening to the wonderful @WTFpod with @MarcMaron - every episode is solid mf'ing gold on many levels. Download them all asap. 12:28 AM Mar 20th via Ping.fm
  6. Then caught up on http://ping.fm/8SsTZ from @ComedyPodcast http://ping.fm/5IP8E 12:15 AM Mar 20th via Ping.fm
  7. Nothing quite like comedy podcasts for a long ass road trip. Started with the awesome, awesome MMPC from http://BillBurr.com 12:05 AM Mar 20th via Ping.fm
  8. On my way back to NYC. Check foursquare to stay updated on the taco bells I visit along the way. 2:09 PM Mar 19th via Ping.fm
  9. just waking up from a four day long sickness induced coma. this sucks, I'm going back to bed. see ya 'round labor day, bitches. 10:54 PM Mar 18th via Ping.fm
  10. Callia saw some grafitti and said, "Whoever wrote their name on that doesn't really have good handwriting." 3:20 PM Mar 16th via Ping.fm
  11. To me, "speed limit enforced by aircraft" signs read: "do whatever the hell you want, cowboy" 2:53 PM Mar 15th via Ping.fm
  12. Headed out of NYC to Newark, NJ against the traffic. I think they're right on this one. 4:37 AM Mar 15th via Nambu
  13. I got up and everybody was staring like they'd never seen a cartoonish buffoon clumsily fumbling thru life like a jackass before. WHATEVER 9:59 AM Mar 13th via Ping.fm
  14. ..face first into the floor, but caught myself and launched forward, tumbling into the subway train just as the doors were closing. 9:58 AM Mar 13th via Ping.fm
  15. I jumped a turnstile late last night, but my shoes were wet so I kind of fell over it, got tangled and then propelled off of it.. 9:56 AM Mar 13th via Ping.fm
  16. I'm going to try to double that this year by working harder and not smarter // RT @bdonahueweedman: @ChadRiden 22 thou? Pussy. 7:27 AM Mar 12th via web
  17. in NYC, the city that never lets me sleep. 1:18 AM Mar 12th via Ping.fm
  18. in 2009, I drove a total of 22,160.4 miles to/from comedy shows.. flew twice.. and made something around $3! (give or take a commission) 8:53 AM Mar 10th via Ping.fm
  19. I normally don't watch Yo Gabba Gabba at 2am, but TiVo caught the 'circus' episode with Weird Al & Sarah Silverman & it's awesome. 12:00 AM Mar 9th via Ping.fm
  20. Visit beautiful Tennessee, everybody! // RT @wvlt TBI launch homicide investigation after burning body found in woods http://bit.ly/cdFIIr 10:58 PM Mar 8th via web