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  1. "I may have sodomized our former vice president while under the influence of some weapons grade narcotics." - 30 Rock (Jack Burditt, Writer)
  2. So full of win http://www.tcampbell.net/john/MisneyDisplay.png #Comics Behold the new Marvel.
  3. @AthenaFatale Where have all good trees gone, And where are all the logs? Where’s the street-light Christmas Tree, To fight the rising odds?
  4. RT @JoinTheImpact: Nat'l Youth Advocacy Coalition (@NYACyouth) will receive up to $.06 every time #SupportQueerYouth hashtag is used b/w ...
  5. Floggers, Handcuffs and Blindfolds are our top 3 so far. Get your vote in before Saturday's show: http://twtpoll.com/r/rnjqyk
  6. Bonus Quote: "Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act." - Marty Feldman
  7. Kinky Quote: "Don't talk to me about Naval tradition! It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash." - Winston Churchill
  8. RT @grimthorn: RT: @georgeruiz Holy Cats! Astronomers have found Earth 2: http://bit.ly/7hSvYa
  9. Started browsing the archive today, getting ready for our year end review.
  10. RT @AhhPhotography: No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
  11. RT @funnyordie: http://bit.ly/8DEW8k - "The Christmas Flip Flop" by The Dan Band
  12. @spacebabybob Brilliant!
  13. RT @spacebabybob: Just saw these super kinky fireworks for sale at Target. Not my kink, but I'm no hater. http://tweetphoto.com/6554721
  14. RT @dezlock Cobb DA slapped by judge then burns taxpayer funds by prosecuting consenting adults. http://bit.ly/7qomuV #govwaste #taxes
  15. RT @TheOnion: Oh, good Lord, the Nazis are in the bedroom! They're going to kill us all!" -Winston Churchill (3/3) #TopQuotes
  16. RT @TheOnion: We shall fight them in the entranceways, and up the stairs, and in our bedrooms, and... (2/3) #TopQuotes
  17. RT @TheOnion: "We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight them in the fields. We shall fight them in the streets... (1/3) #TopQuotes
  18. RT @dezlock: Cobb DA slapped by judge then burns taxpayer funds by prosecuting consenting adults. http://bit.ly/7qomuV #govwaste #taxes
  19. RT @JoinTheImpact: Gov Paterson signs the Executive Order protecting transgender state employees from discrimination! (via @LGBTCenterNY ...
  20. @arthurtaubo One of our first Kinky Quotes was from Ben Franklin: "Love well, whip well." // Not quote honest Abe but...