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Celippitt

  1. Sometimes i walk with my eyes closed...so look out.
  2. i hate when you blow your nose too hard on the seem between two pieces of toilet paper #allergies
  3. ..and then there were like army men everywhere. #palmerfest
  4. Out of all the knives in my kitchen, the pizza cutter is by far the sharpest. #lessonlearned
  5. Why does the sun make me sneeze?
  6. Phil's golfin like me!
  7. @AllyD303 A good salad is good, but a bad salad is just terrible.
  8. ;)
  9. So, is it like cool to use this thing now?
  10. @bustedBASS I wish i knew where THAT was.
  11. @bustedBASS excellent!
  12. @Shannonleeeee It would be pretty difficult...possibly even impossible.
  13. @Shannonleeeee Yes annnnnnnd Yes!
  14. @jmarks1214 lol i hear ya!
  15. @jmarks1214 Remember when you pooped an otoscope?
  16. @rosiehaney This website: www.chinathewholeenchilada.com
  17. A pool in Bromley?!
  18. I bet if you were going to invade another country, you would need a lot of power strips.
  19. Roman candles hurt.