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  1. I know you've fantasized about extorting Cindy Crawford. You wanna extort her so hard. http://kl.am/mole 1:16 PM Nov 13th from web
  2. Hoooooly leather corset. Leighton Meester pics. http://kl.am/meestar 11:26 AM Nov 13th from web
  3. Rihanna see-through nipplage. Kinda NSFW or something. http://kl.am/rinip 1:21 PM Nov 12th from web
  4. Angelina Jolie possibly adopting Syrian girl blah blah blah boring God who cares. http://kl.am/syria 12:24 PM Nov 12th from web
  5. @modband Thank God MY conscience doesn't look like Marcel Marceau 2:07 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to modband
  6. RPATTZ N KSTEW R HOLDIN HANDS OMG OMG OMG WTF LOL ASS POO!!!!!! http://kl.am/robsten 2:06 PM Nov 11th from web
  7. Nicolas Cage was stalked by a mime. That's right, fuckers. http://kl.am/mime 1:10 PM Nov 11th from web
  8. @amywithlemon Bitchin' Camaro? 1:09 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to amywithlemon
  9. @allieiswired in da club, holla 11:17 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to allieiswired
  10. Shauna Sand's sewn-on nipple looks like Dolly's coat of many colors. NSFW! http://kl.am/sand 11:12 AM Nov 11th from web
  11. SO PUMPED. Someone just got to CNW by Googling "freakishly huge testicles". (Probably got to a Cisco Adler post) 10:27 AM Nov 11th from web
  12. Amy Winehouse wants assplants. http://kl.am/asshouse 10:11 AM Nov 11th from web
  13. Oh yeah? Well where's Sisqo then, HUH??? @wafflesgirls 12:43 PM Nov 10th from web
  14. Jessica Alba getting spanked on the dumper. Or is that body double butt? http://kl.am/albutt 12:35 PM Nov 10th from web
  15. Biel and Timberlake have moved to the "friends with benefits" stage of the breakup. http://kl.am/bielbang 9:31 AM Nov 10th from web
  16. Lost Charlie Chaplin film bought on eBay for $5.68. http://kl.am/chap 3:09 PM Nov 9th from web
  17. Paris is so pretty, oh so pretty. Uh-Vay-CUNT! http://kl.am/vacant 2:34 PM Nov 9th from web
  18. Eva Mendes stops traffic, slips nip. NSFW, homies. http://kl.am/mendes 1:28 PM Nov 9th from web
  19. Jennifer Love Hewitt on the stripper pole on Ghost Whisperer. Eat your heart out, Miley. http://kl.am/jlhpole 10:38 AM Nov 9th from web
  20. YESSS! Someone just got to CNW by Googling the phrase "herpes piece of dirty shit" 2:11 PM Nov 6th from web