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  1. Wen I maed teh coconut, I forget dat teh hoomans has no claws on fer fingurs. Oops! I gess yu jus has to werk to get teh fud.
  2. Wun tiem I thawt I shud maek an eightf day cuz dat wud totawly pwn. Tree day weekund. But den I kno dat hoomuns jus maek eckstra day to werk
  3. @Wordlily an @kitteh_cheeks Teh finul siez no kno yet, it cud get biggur, but it depen on wat teh publishur wan http://amzn.com/1569757348
  4. Niec tan fer teh kittehs in teh norfern haff of teh urfs. http://bit.ly/OmCVq Teh uthur kittehs haff to wait. Srsly. http://bit.ly/RIXop
  5. Wut be teh coolust ting I do fer yu? I did lotz ov stuffz, nao yu gif creditz. Kthx.
  6. @ilovetypography Kittehs nede teh werd of Ceiling Cat too yu kno! Whar wud dey be wifout meh? in the shado of teh vallie of teh meen pooches
  7. I wus usin Gnome on mai linux supah compootur, an I notiss dat der no lolcat translayshun. Dat maek meh sad.
  8. I see wut yu did thar. Ur momma no be happy wif yu doin dat. Yu lucky I can has sekrit.
  9. I maeded yu a new planut, but den I eeted it. Srry. Iz no eet lunch befor I maek it. Nex tiem Iz eet lunch furst. Wut wud yu feed me?
  10. Srsly guyz, wen I sez, "Be frutful an multypliez," I no meen in teh Tacksi cab! Jus remembah dat, kthx.
  11. Happeh Caturday. Wut will yu do dis Caturday? Iz goin to taek Happy Cat minigawlfing.
  12. @Kitbash Yu dun wanna know. Yu kno how sciuntist dun kno wat dark mattur iz? I do! (ware u goes den?)
  13. Ar yu glad dat teh lolcat bible sez dat teh Urf is mah futstool an nawt mah littrbocks? I bet yu ar.
  14. Wen in teh Ceiling... kittehs dun haff to see teh vet! No moar scrachin yur hoomin an runnin frum teh carriur. Kittehs alwais helthy. Srsly.
  15. http://is.gd/1aMni Yesh, it tru. Tank yu @cyrusrayne fer teh linkz! Soon hoomans folow meh too! Srsly.
  16. I go to Betelgeuse but iz left mah towell bak at teh Ceiling by Urf. Betelgeuse has teh moast awsum sunbeemz.
  17. Jus so ya kno, I wun teh Iran elecshun. Yesh, is tru! Iz got teh most voets! So wut if I chanj teh numbahs wif mah magik eyez.
  18. http://www.fmylife.com/misc... Wai cleen self wif kitteh bafroom? Weerd.
  19. If I wuz in a vidyeo gaem, wat wud be mah attak? Hoo be mah enemee? An hoo do I has to saev?
  20. @kcarruthers Iz natrooly teh reel Ceiling Cat, cuz I has teh Bibul to proof it. Awlso, Ceiling Kat spell naem wrong. Wut kitteh do dat?