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  1. @JeffHolton Er... no. Dat meen somefing VERI diffrunt...
  2. David wus a gud singur an awl, but 150 Psalmz nawt so gret, askshually. He kepe askin if I has dem on mah iPod!
  3. http://averagecats.com/526 No kitty day, but der is Caturday, and everidai is caturday. I sez so.
  4. http://icanhascheezburger.c... I alwais see wen yu do dis.
  5. @frankenteen Sumwun sez yu preechur of lolcat bibel? I need to see yer paperz, srsly.
  6. Wut yu gunna haf fer Thanksgiving? I hoep nobodi gunna eet catz!
  7. Happy Cat luvs awl teh kittenz, awl teh kittenz of teh Urfs. HC luvs awl teh kittenz, evn teh wuns dat thro up hairballz
  8. Consurvashun of angyular momentumz tuk meh fiev minutez to inventz. Yu tink yu cud do bettur?
  9. @Dr_Overdose But den it has no color on teh piktures and stuffz. :(
  10. http://www.amazon.com/LOLca... It almost gunna be owt. Srsly.
  11. http://blogs.laweekly.com/s... Dis awl tru!
  12. @MrSmiff_ Werst. "Find Ceiling Cat Picture". Evar. I iz riet der!
  13. http://bit.ly/3xKvP9 Nawt tru! Liez! I gunna pwn him wif lazer eyez! (via @etcet)
  14. @etcet Wen I wach Richard Dawkins, I see he yuse onlee two fingurs. I nawt delushun. I reel. I am teh CEILING CAT.
  15. i kno wut happun insied schrodinger's bocks. I no tel yu, cuz dat brek it, sry.
  16. I maed a websiet so awsum dat it crash teh internetz.I go bak in tiem an stop maiself. Wut yu tink teh websiet luk liek?
  17. If I getz wet frum Google Wavez den I gunna shoot dem wif mah lazer eyez.
  18. Yu wanna kno what supurnovas are? Wen I bump into teh giunt lampz an dey go boom, it maek a nova.
  19. @tysonwaters Srsly. I yuse awl teh werds I liek wen I want, cuz I AR CEILING CAT. Rly. 4 letturs fillr? NO WAI.
  20. @poke_mals But I wud coem bak anyway an maek new hoel. Besieds, if yu has a hoel alredy, I use dat an no ficks it, kk.