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Cedarbreak

Tell me who's your friend and I'll tell you who you are. 3:50 AM Feb 23rd via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . .Your family's No. 1 enemy is revenuers 3:40 AM Feb 22nd via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen. 3:45 AM Feb 21st via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . .Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell." 4:10 AM Feb 20th via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . .It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it 3:49 AM Feb 17th via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . .You wear cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts. 3:42 AM Feb 16th via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . .You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car 3:47 AM Feb 15th via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!". 3:36 AM Feb 14th via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . . someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle. 3:42 AM Feb 13th via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . You buy your wife tube socks at the flea market 3:57 AM Feb 10th via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . . You dated your daddy's current wife in high school 3:35 AM Feb 9th via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . .You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. 4:11 AM Feb 8th via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . . .Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest 3:34 AM Feb 7th via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . . .You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest". 3:56 AM Feb 6th via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . .When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans. 4:08 AM Feb 3rd via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . . .You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat 4:13 AM Feb 2nd via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with. 4:01 AM Feb 1st via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . . .You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. 3:50 AM Jan 27th via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . .You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. 4:24 AM Jan 26th via HootSuite
You might be a Redneck if . . Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns 3:40 AM Jan 25th via HootSuite