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  1. Things people mistake for the ends when they are, in fact, the means: 1) capitalism 2) work procedures. 5:18 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  2. @mdhughes That's the best part! I totally geek blue-balled him! 6:01 PM Oct 26th from web in reply to mdhughes
  3. I ask Jim a question about the computer. He takes a deep breath to launch into his explanation. I stop him. I don't really care that much. 5:35 PM Oct 26th from web
  4. "God is ineffable" is about as compelling and sound an argument as "The bible says so." 9:43 AM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  5. The thing about being on the road at 8:35am is that apparently these asshole drivers care about getting to work on time. 5:06 AM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  6. Turns out Jim's Dance of Love is mostly just him dry humping me while I wear a dour expression and wash dishes. 11:13 AM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  7. Our freezer is a graveyard of unidentifiable beige things in ziploc bags. 7:18 AM Oct 25th from web
  8. .@aedison Today I saw a man kiss his wife goodbye and I was all WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO SHOVE YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY IN MY FACE? 9:17 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie in reply to aedison
  9. Jim is a ninja in the martial art of sleep-groping. 5:36 AM Oct 23rd from web
  10. Will somebody catch the fucking snitch already? I'm tired of all the sports tweets. 7:52 PM Oct 22nd from web
  11. Look, chief, I didn't wear this low-cut, approve-my-report-TODAY shirt just to have you return my draft with more revisions. 12:19 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  12. Best sex with @jkubicek ever! #bestever 9:41 AM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  13. Best Applebee's ever! #bestever 9:25 AM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  14. The best staff meeting ever! #bestever 9:17 AM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  15. Nice try, cupcake, but you can't call it quitting when your boyfriend has to leave his job to go to prison. 6:44 AM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  16. "This is such a big deal for us!!!" Another set of parents found out we got married. There's a reason they were the last to know. 7:25 PM Oct 20th from web
  17. Confused I won't take Jim's last name, they ask what name our kids will have. Easy. We make them pick the name of the parent they love more. 8:33 AM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  18. Sometimes I worry that Jim says stuff just to make me feel better, but haha he'd never do that. 5:13 AM Oct 20th from web
  19. Our budget talks have narrowed down to frivolous spending. "What about all that money you spend on student loans?" He's losing miserably. 5:50 PM Oct 19th from web
  20. So far, the best thing about working for Pfizer is being the only girl in a conference room full of old dudes making Viagra jokes. "Jokes." 1:30 PM Oct 19th from Tweetie