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  1. Sunday afternoon at Bed Bath and Beyond is a cesspool of cohabiting conflict.about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Which is funnier to observe in a park-like setting, hipsters or gangstas? TRICK QUESTION. The correct answer is goths.1:55 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  3. I miss the days when getting home at 11pm on a Friday meant a lame night at the bar. Now it means a shitty day at work.8:14 PM Nov 6th from web
  4. Working my fourth 12+ hour day in a row. On a positive note, I found some cookies in the trash can. I mean break room. Whatever.5:31 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  5. Defending Traditional Families is the new States' Rights.7:05 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  6. What my project manager does is not so much solutioneering as it is solutionerring.1:44 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  7. Is Inspector Genital an elected official or does the Maine governor just appoint someone?9:32 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  8. Opening 500 bottles of cough syrup at work today. Sneaking shots of the stuff to try to ease the pain of my blisters, existence.9:02 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  9. Jim is making me watch Judge Dredd. I'm leaving greasy fingerprints on his laptop screen in retaliation.7:01 PM Nov 2nd from web
  10. At 19, hearing "I love you" made me melt. At 29, "You were right" makes me swoon.5:21 AM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  11. The best thing about being an adult is being able to say "Go fuck yourself" when someone tells you to do your chores.10:19 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  12. Baby, don't think of it as a gross wad of my hair clogging the goddamn drain again. Dress up as a stormtrooper and call it a shower wookiee.12:35 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  13. Oh, you celebrate Samhain? How authentic.7:30 AM Oct 31st from web
  14. He was the kind of man who claimed he only agreed to go to the strip club for the gritty, real-life insights into human psychology.7:53 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  15. You know what goes really well with this flirty, feminine skirt I wore to work? Steel-toed safety shoes and tube socks.5:02 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  16. Loving the list feature. Really excited to have another number that measures my self-worth.9:14 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  17. Jim was elected to our condo association board, which is slightly less embarrassing than being elected president of NAMBLA.4:12 AM Oct 29th from web
  18. Funny how people only cite karma when bad things happen to people they don't like.11:09 AM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  19. Telling me you are a Six Sigma Black Belt has the exact opposite effect you believe it has.7:22 AM Oct 28th from web
  20. I say "I got married" with all the enthusiasm of someone saying "I got herpes."9:36 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie