CcSteff
- Road Trip Update: I wouldn't be steering with my knees if he'd just fucking play the air sax.about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
- I brought toilet paper. He brought condoms. Clearly misunderstanding what the other meant by "grunting and straining."about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
- Now I have two places I can ignore my project manager: at work and on facebook.about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
- Twoverinvested? Overtwinvested? Overintwested?10:18 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- @rvr Neither Hummer nor Geo Metro will be spared my wrath.6:31 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to rvr
- Heading out to the parking lot to set fire to all the compact cars that make it look like the parking spot is open. brb lol.6:10 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- The most recognizable feature of a Steven Spielberg movie is John Williams.6:39 PM Jul 8th from web
- Leaving work early. Like a maverick!12:30 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- I tease him because he dated an aspiring gym teacher. He shuts me up with a reminder that I once dated a tuba player. Touché.7:20 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- The best part of my morning is reading all of @shamelessplug's, @twoname's and @DrBadhands' tweets from last night.3:01 AM Jul 8th from web
- I'm the asshole at the farmer's market who didn't bring her own bags. The soundtrack of my shame: rustling plastic.3:26 PM Jul 7th from web
- Gratingly-voiced coworker still talking. Keep it up, lady. I can whistle all god damn day if I have to.11:54 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Haha, you're right, I *do* always use headphones at my desk. It's because your voice makes me want to knife myself. Ha!9:05 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- I've lost two GPS watches, but I still wear the shorts from my high school cross country uniform from 12 years ago. I hate myself.5:44 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Baby, you're overreacting. All I did was spit it back into your glass after I realized I had the wrong drink. Why are you so upset?5:56 PM Jul 6th from web
- @harraton He's probably just eating so you guys don't try to make him talk. He hates that.5:27 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to harraton
- You're very concerned about putting "chemicals" in your body, but wouldn't dream of missing your monthly hair-dyeing appointment. Huh.9:31 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- My perfume? It's Downy Wrinkle Release.6:11 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- The problem with having a rock-climbing boyfriend is that he's really good at tying knots.6:26 PM Jul 5th from web
- Jim insists it was a gangsta lean, but based on the smell, I'm pretty sure he was letting out a fart.9:48 AM Jul 5th from web
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- Name Stephanie
- Location Richmond, VA
- Bio Hey, turtleface. Want a peanut? sprattacus [at] gmail
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