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  1. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  2. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  3. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
  4. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris
  5. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  6. Chuck Norris is so fast he can turn out the light 10 metres from the bed and be in bed before the room is dark
  7. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
  8. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  10. Gotta scare up something for dinner - a masterchef I am NOT!
  11. My neighbour wants to have an MJ party. My son has a CD she can borrow.
  12. I wanna see Bruno - the preview was hysterical!
  13. Made moussaka for my beloved .... it was okay but I'm Italian not Greek so maybe I should stick to Lasagna?
  14. Helped make Rocky Road tonight - it was yummo!
  15. Have visited 4 supermarkets so far, 13 more to go this week - shopping centres are all starting to look the same to me.
  16. I really want to do a fitness course .... have to find the right provider though. Hate researching stuff.
  17. Had some Vodka and Schnapps tonight with dinner at the Russian Grandparents dinner - good stuff! Keeps the cold out!
  18. I am undertaking a Touch for Health Course. It's quite tiring but inspiring.
  19. Don't know who Drake is?
  20. Twitter increases my breast size.