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  1. Some people need beauty sleep I need bitchy sleep. Nighty night, people of the world.
  2. @musinmox and now we are friends.
  3. I am, however, afraid of skim milk. Why is it blue?
  4. I'm not afraid to report pornbots as spam!
  5. That's what she said...
  6. RT @TheUserPool: I'm going to eat something good. Then I'm going to dinner.
  7. @justatitch they should be sterilized.
  8. @kikiwalter She's totally like Janice the Muppet!! That's right on the money!
  9. @kikiwalter how freaking scary was that pic? She was seriously like 70 years old! http://twitpic.com/oshy5
  10. SKANKY COUGAR ALERT!!! http://twitpic.com/oshy5
  11. I'm 2 minutes from slapping my mother.
  12. Need coffee. Right. Now.
  13. Looks like a lovely day for a little shopping.
  14. @KMBirrell my ears are bleeding. Make it stop.
  15. @KMBirrell can't wait!! Prepare to have the cocktail flu and/or food bloat tomorrow. :)
  16. She pimps because she loves whores and bitch slapping them. RT @Phashionista: You're so full of sh*t. RT @dawnaro I pimp, because I care...
  17. Boss is text messaging me about NCAA games. He wants me.
  18. I love freshly washed flannel sheets on a cold night.
  19. My feet are as cold as frozen #prawns.
  20. "It makes me want to throw on my slutty crayon costume and sing racially-insensitive songs." @jewcybits http://tinyurl.com/y8n3mp2 #prawns